Dark Knighting

The act of taking a picture of the shadow of your dick and sending it to a colleague or female

me: wanna see me Dark Knighting ?
her: umm sure.

her: Omg what is that.

by Xxx_BLACK_JESUS_XXX November 19, 2016

Grandpa Knighting

When your grandpa knights you with his penis.

"Now son, it is important for you to hold still for your Grandpa Knighting"

by MKDS March 17, 2008

White knighting

Defending someone who does not wish to be defended.

Scenario A:

Man: "Women should have equal pay for equal work!"
Woman:"We already do for the most part. Stop white knighting for us."

Scenario B:
Joe: "Wow, Susan, you're such a bitch, lol."
Jeff: "Take that back, Joe! Susan is a wonderful person."
Susan: "God, Jeff, he was just joking. Stop white knighting for me."

by Ike Moon the Nautical Bunny November 5, 2017

Dog Knighting

When a person defends a dog/animal in an argument. Seen as a white knight for the canines. Seen on facebook many times. Created on the famous Misc section of Bodybuilding.com in an epic facebook ownage thread.

Joe: Look at that dog. What a pussy.
Dave: Animals are just as good as humans!
Joe: Wow. Strong Dog Knighting.
Dave: Yeah brah, you mad?
Joe: Good Job Dave Man.

by pc813 September 7, 2009

White Knighting

White Knighting typically occurs when their are two men and one girl. White Knighting is easy to spot and very annoying when you are trying to get laid with a crappy wingman.

White Knighting is when one man is trying to get a girl into his bed while in the same area as his friend, his friend (if he is a White Knight) will typically attempt to disperse the conversation by presenting his chivalrous words such as: "Have some respect for women, Johnny" or "Miss, he's just trying to get laid" while simultaneously attempting to get laid himself by showing respect to the women. A White Knight will never act chivalrous when he is not around another guy.

Jim: Hey babe, you wanna go back to my place? I'll make you some food.
Lancelot: Jim, your just trying to sleep with her, I see this every time we go out
Girl: Excuse me? I'm not a slut. (leaves)
Jim: What the hell Lancelot, quit your White Knighting, I was about to get laid.
Lancelot: Dude I know! We should totally go out again tomorrow! I'm about to get that girls number, she's totally into me.

by Lord_Edward October 28, 2009

black knighting

An individual embracing trolling and ad hominem attacks on a messageboard, focused upon a single hapless poster. This is regardless of the topic of conversation and how correct the poster is. The natural converse to white knighting

Poster A: Hi im new!

Black Knight: GO

FUCK

YOURSELF

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Poster A: You guys are wrong, you really need to use the quadratic equation to find the roots.
Poster B: Yeah, i guess so.

Black Knight: GO

FUCK


YOURSELF

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Poster B: Hi im new!
Poster A: Me too!
Poster B: Hey what's up :)
Poster A: Not much, I'm gonna buy a TV!
Black Knight: BUY A FUCK YOURSELF IN THE ASS
Poster B: strong black knighting

by Jinkobells January 6, 2009

Fat Knighting

Being an apologist for fatness by defending and/or making excuses for fat people. While one can fat knight for either sex, in the wild, it's only ever done for fat women. Often, fat knighting involves shaming thinner women in order to make fat women will feel better about themselves.

Jack: *Whistles* Damn! Look at THAT land whale!
Jim: Hey, c'mon, man! That's not cool! How do you know she doesn't suffer from thyroid disease?
Jack: Oh, STFU, Jim! You're always fat knighting!

by Jack.Rayner March 2, 2014