Sean Klitzner

An amazing youtuber who tends to make funny jokes and causes many to JIZZ IN THEIR PANTS

Dude i just watched Sean Klitzner and i need to go change my pants...

by Mein Schtinker January 8, 2012

City kite

The flimsy plastic bags you get from most every store that becomes litter, mostly when taken by the wind.

Hey what's that trash up in your tree?
Oh those damn city kites are constantly getting stuck in my yard.

by primaldeuce July 22, 2013

Kliewer

1. from the Dutch family name Kluiver, Kluyver, Cluyver, occupational name for a court official, originally a hangman or torturer. Some Mennonites so named migrated to West Prussia in the 17th century.
2. North German: topographic name from cleve ‘swamp’. Compare Klever 1.

Used in a sentence, "Children eat all your vegetables or the Kliewer will get you!"

by Jimmie Joe Joe March 27, 2009

I'd rather saw my own nads off with a kite string.

A phrase used to convey extreme disgust at a proposition.

Jack: Hey, are you going to that Kenny G. concert?

Chris: I'd rather saw my own nads off with a kite string.

by Dirty Shastard December 24, 2009

KLIERA

Kliera is a popular, funny person. Her boyfriends consist of Kermit, Elmo, and Caillou. She has lots of friends. *wink* *wink* she is very hot too. *wink**wink*

Kliera is so hot..

by Elmo is bae March 16, 2019

kitehxh

A tall man. With long hair.

Ah, I wish kitehxh would step on me.
I am a kitehxh fan!

by dollxrz April 29, 2021

ghetto kite

Airborne plastic bag, usually in an urban setting.

Peter Griffin is recording footage of his son riding his first tricycle when he is distracted by a ghetto kite and muses on its beauty; God then shouts at him that "It's just some trash blowing in the wind! Do you have any idea how complex your circulatory system is?"

by bob mastodon May 29, 2007