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Kleenex

The thing that's ready to bear all your boogers no matter how boogerily boogery they are.
Ahhh...Ahhh...Ahhhhh-- *grab Kleenex* pikaCHOO!
by Ihuj Irtahk December 28, 2009
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Keleven

noun: A ficticious number used by an incompetant or corrupt individual to balance accounting books. Used by Kevin Malone from The Office and was a reason for his firing.
"A mistake plus keleven gets you home by seven." - Dwight Schrute
Bernard Madoff's hedge fund made two plus kelevin percent for a return of 20 percent total.
by Dangerzone007 May 17, 2013
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Kleenex

Preferred hygiene product used by women (and presumably men) after intercourse, resulting from intra-vaginal or intra-anal climax, to prevent unnecessarily soiling bed-sheets/couch/carpet/upholstery/car-seat with the deposited ejaculate, which may subsequently trickle onto said fuck spots.
Convenient, cheap, quick and absorbent, the Kleenex is the ideal way to prevent nasty love juice stains.

Synonyms: Snot rag, hanky, handkerchief, tissue
“Give me a fucking Kleenex or you’ll sleep on the really wet spot!”

I’m sorry! I don’t have a Kleenex for clean up. Use your hand, the toilet is only a few steps away.”
by Loobert July 8, 2005
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Pink Kleenex

The act of, while in the act of cunnilingus, taking the girl's labia and mimicking the action of blowing your nose.
Man, last night I gave Krystal the Pink Kleenex... she didn't go for it.
by Mr. Bone Daddy November 22, 2004
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kleenex condom

When a guy is about to ejaculate from masturbating, he readies a "kleenex condom" - in other words, wraps tissue paper over the top of his dick, as to catch the semen and prevent making a mess.

It is named "kleenex condom" because it involves the use of facial tissue - Kleenex being a popular brand, and serves a similar function of a condom because it catches ejaculate, however Kleenex tissues could never actually serve the purpose of a real condom, and kleenex condoms SHOULD NOT be used as a prophylactic for sexual intercourse.
Jimmy yanked his Jimmy and then felt like he was about to come, so he quickly grabbed some tissue paper and made a kleenex condom on his ding-a-ling.
by Doo-da June 4, 2007
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keever

Loyal Cool Person, Stays On his grind.Will Hustle For His Family By Any Means Neccesary.Stays to himself from time to time.Always finds a way to Make money.
Keever was a true bread hustler.
by Finesse K February 18, 2017
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Keleven

A number used in “the officeinvented by Kevin Malone.
A mistake plus keleven gets you home by seven!”
by an amazing person 😄 November 7, 2020
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