butterfly kidnappers

i swear to god if you see a butterfly you better run and hide they are coming to get you. they take you to their secret lair and turn you into a butterfly they are trying to take over the world.

person 1: OMFG ITS A BUTTERFLY!!

person 2: Well, it looks like its gonna kidnap us i guess we're gonna die i never liked you anyway.

person 1: wow okay thats just amazing jerry you know what?? SCREW YO--*gets kidnapped by butterfly

butterfly: teehee

butterfly kidnappers:

by won._.ton December 15, 2018

Kidnapper

Kidnapper/s is a cop/The Police they will take you away for anything. They work for the government. Can find them in blue or balck sometimes in tan or dumbass reflective gear depending on where you live Most drive the same cars. Some pretend not to be. the Police is the biggest gang in the world. They (kidnap) people, kill people and jump and rob people, watch out for the police/cops/kidnapper's

Man them kidnapper/s are coming

by KIDLOST April 2, 2020

kittrapper

A cat who raps while walking on two feet OR a very skilled cat.

Woah, that cat's a definite kittrapper!
If I ever get a kitten, I hope it'll be the coolest kittrapper around.

"I just named my cat Kittrapper and she did a backflip!" Bill exclaims. Jerry drops his grapes.
"Duuuudeee," Jerry says.

by Kittrapper January 26, 2014

Terd Knapper

1. A person or thing who is a complete idiot that is being annoying in any possible way


2. A person who steals crap and has intercourse with it.

1. -"Stop pinching your nipples in front of me you Terd Knapper, for G*d sake your a guy!

2. -"Yo Momma's a Terd Knapper!"

by Peanut Butter Eater June 12, 2008

My kidnapper ate my traffic

When you try to think of an excuse

Why am I late? uhhh, uhhhh, my kidnapper ate my traffic

by ascendedbread May 5, 2023

Gyro-Pedo Kidnapper

Someone who is both an extreme Pedophile and Gyrosexual. A Gyro-pedo kidnapper will kidnap small children, ppaint them green and use them for sexual pleasure until they reach the age of consent. when the children reach the age of consent they will be released deep in the wilderness of Africa where they will learn to mine salt.

Person1: Matthew I'm beginning to think you are a Gyro-Pedo Kidnapper
Matthew: why would you think that?
Person1: because of all the green children chained in your basement with enlarged assholes

by the_Green_Packages September 9, 2019

Knapper

One who has the potential to kidnap, particularly an older man who is in love with his bus.

Knapper: "Be careful with her, she's an old one"

Ashley: "Dude, we're about to get knapped!"

by Nezumi the Rat November 12, 2017