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Kissmas

Christmas day spent in bed with your lover playing with his package; spending Christmas day in bed with your lover and forgetting to open presents until the day after; if you're a guy then it's getting a taste of 'the' cookie on Christmas day; celebrating Christmas in a nontraditional manner where swapping presents is substituted or augmented with so much kissing, foreplay and sex that the couple forgets the customarily accepted gift exchange that usually takes place on December 25th ... or is that the 26th? Well any way, Christmas day becomes Kissmas day and the Christmas gift exchange takes place the following day.
Dave whispers, "Merry Kissmas, Sheila." as he pulls her close to him in bed and kisses her softly thus starting a Christmas sex session followed by spending the rest of Christmas playing around in bed and drifting in and out of sleep. Dave is too busy getting a piece of Sheila's cookie and Sheila is too busy enjoying Dave's package neither one cares they don't get around to opening Christmas presents until the day after Christmas. Ergo Dave and Sheila celebrated kissmas not Christmas.
by Kleinbikegirl January 2, 2011
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Kissmate

Rather than being a normal person and saying partner, boyfriend, girlfriend, spouse, husband or wife, a kissmate is an attention seeking way of calling your significant other. Primarily used by privileged white ladies addicted to twitter in their 40s
What’s your partners name again?
Excuse me it’s KISSMATE.
by Lolwut7 July 12, 2022
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Kissimmee

a town where you are either a redneck, a prep, or a chonga as fuck. The best high school there is Oscola high school, but its full of chongas and "thugs". The rich white kids often stay at valencia where they belong. do not waste your time there.
Sami-"wanna come with me to my friends house?"
Gentry-"where at?"
Sami-"kissimmee"
Gentry-"HELL NO! too many chongas and their sharpie lip liner."
by Samantha Barlow June 28, 2008
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Kissimple

The crevice of skin between the pussy and thigh, essentially the joint between the two, that is very kissable.
Damn Cookie, let me just spend some time in that kissimple before I lick it.
by Datwoncutegrl September 11, 2019
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Kissimmee

It’s a town in Florida also known as k-town.It is full of soundcloud rappers and drug dealers.OH and my favorite scammers.Kissimmee is home of many bitches who are on kissimmee exposing pages.If you plan to move there DO NOT dye your hair red you will be automatically be considered a hoe.The high schools are full of hispanics who say the n word cause they think their black.We also got the people who over use the term “jit”and spell it “jhit”to seem more “hood”when in reality they live in a apartment complex next to the loop.You gotta love kissimmee.
person #1:Where you from?
person #2:Kissimmee
person #1:Thats tuff
by Toes011 September 26, 2020
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kishima

Kishima is a name for a pure and soft hearted person. Kishima is love helping people and very smart. A cinnamon roll indeed.
Kishima is like a rabbit, really pure and soft
by Sharkland January 15, 2021
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Kissia

A stunningly, breathtaking, amazing, charming and educated woman. She's sexy, clever, witty and has an attitude. If you ever become her friend, you will regret all those years you never met her before. She has a great style and has an exotic kind of beauty. She's the kind of girl you meet once in the bus and never forget afterwards. When she talks, you become hypnotize by her accent and forget everything around you. She can dance her ass off and does make up like a pro. She'll give you advice on how to get any men, as she is usually a pro and will make you glow up, just by being in your presence.
"Did you met Kissia, already?"
"Of course I did, and I can't keep her out of my mind!!"
by yourfavouritegroupie May 24, 2022
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