Kentucky Derby

When you're hitting your bitch from behind and you stick both fingers up her corresponding nostrils like a bridal. Use those reins to gain full control of the pony.

"how did you place in the Kentucky Derby last night"

"Dude...let's just say Seabiscut is in retirement"

Kentucky Derby by Mick503 March 29, 2017

kentucky derby anal piledriver 

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Nigga you truly are a kentucky derby anal piledriver pulling up on that migrant camp.

kentucky derby anal piledriver by black doofenshmirtz April 2, 2021

kentucky derby margarita salt 

Ketamine.

"Dude! Let's go to afters and rip some kentucky derby margarita salt"

kentucky derby margarita salt by blkbrd January 22, 2025

The Annual Kentucky Derby 

The act of engaging in intercourse with your partner at the start of the annual Kentucky Derby horse race in an attempt to finish prior to the winning horse and jockey.

Dave: Hey Kyle, do you have your bet in for The Annual Kentucky Derby?
Kyle: Yeah, Sara and I have been practicing, and I think we can beat even Seabiscut!

The Annual Kentucky Derby by fivewide May 6, 2023

Kentucky Road Derby 

It is when you shit on a girls stomach and run your penis through it until nice and lubricated then proceed to sexual intercourse

Joe, I totally gave her a kentucky road derby last night it was pretty hot.

Kentucky Road Derby by Black sex panther April 29, 2009

kentucky dildo derby

When you and your 5 closest pals go to the local high school track and have a relay race but instead of using a baton, you use a dildo. The beginner must start with the dildo in his ass and pass it to the next guy by inserting it into his ass himself and so forth until the last runner makes it back.

I'm still sore from that Kentucky Dildo Derby last week.

kentucky dildo derby by PeterPoot69 July 8, 2017