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nine kinds of relish 

1. A slightly strange, confusing or inexplicable occurrence or state of events; something that defies normal logic in a minor way.

2. Someone who makes others uneasy or uncomfortable, despite a normal outward presentation.
1. I usually leave my car keys on the kitchen counter, but today I found them in the refrigerator. It's been nine kinds of relish this morning.

2. That guy at the party last night seemed nice, but there was something off about him -- he was definitely nine kinds of relish. I'm glad I didn't give him my number.
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Special kind of stupid 

To go above and beyond the call of duty for the stupid, bringing stupidity to a whole new level! It takes a real special person to make all those around you in awe of how stupid you and your comments or actions are. You are a special kind of stupid.
When Jimbo decided to use a match to look into his gas container to see if it still had gas in it, we realized Jimbo was a special kind of stupid!

“Penis in the foreskin kind of love” 

From the sexy little show that the boys call Rick and Morty... Penis in the foreskin kind if love is spoken of. As a vagina owner and more of a no-brim kind of gal, I can't be certain but there is nothing more close and intimate than a penis and its foreskin. There is almost something poetic about the fact the foreskin needs the penis but the penis doesn't need the foreskin and how in the symbiotic relationship the foreskin is ridiculed by many. Just like relationships, one person is always more involved than the other and one person could very well live without that person. However, just like a breakup when the foreskin is removed it's forever. In the moment the love is precious and intimate and will never be forgotten.
I'm sick and tired of all of these hookups. Will I ever get that “penis in the foreskin kind of love”? So warm and cozy... it's all I can think about.

they’re their own kind of skittle 

a different kind of person, not like other people
They are kind of weird, you could say they’re their own kind of skittle.

Charlie is a little different, you could say he’s his own kind of skittle.

What kind of swag? 

This phrase is to ask what sort of clothing should be worn to a social event. e.g. formal, casual
"Hey let's go party tonight"

"Sure. What kind of swag?"

"Look hot. We're taking someone home tonight."
What kind of swag? by crustychris September 15, 2011

Sexy in a Brother Kind of Way 

A type of sexiness found in men. Similar to "the boy next door" or the sexiness of a male friend that you're really close with. Basically, this type of sexiness applies best to Jake Gyllenhaal.
Tessa- Jake Gyllenhaal is sexy in a brother kind of way.
Dakota/ Alex- YES MA'AM!

A kind of normal day 

Game of the year 100/10

(Creo sucks lol)
Yo, did you know that Creo sucks? She is the community manager of A kind of normal day.