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The Wrath of Khan is the anger our biology professor had when he found a used cum-rag in our classroom.
Our biology professor found a slimy cum-rag in our classroom, and he made each of us take off our uniforms, stand naked in front of everyone, and jack off and have a cumgasm in front of all the other cadets. Talk about The Wrath of Khan!
by USAF Cadet August 23, 2021
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restart the khan academy

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Something everybody wishes they could do but can't because khan academy has been declining the feature constantly.

There intention is for a growth mind set.
The reality is the people reading the suggestions sound like a**holes and the kids just skip threw the questions after getting one so they get a 100. They have almost the worst customer service of all time, the only slightly worse customer service is a Fast food place being run half by 14 year olds at job days. Is khan academy not aware of the requests and that people skip it anyways.
Kid: I wish I could restart the khan academy

Kid 2: Yeah me too, I will make a feature request

Khan Worker: We have firmly chosen our decision to piss off kids, I mean not add that feature. We want to encourage a growth mind set.
by w,erkmfkdmwqa April 29, 2021
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To crush the skull of someone between your hands
To Khan Someone means to kill someone by caving in their skull

Khan: Grabs Markus
Markus: *Screams*
Khan: YOU SHOULD HAVE LET ME SLEEP!
Markus: *Screams some more*
*CRUNCH*
by Some rando out there December 7, 2022
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Ayaan the rizzard khan

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Is a very sexy man very sexy he is so good at racing too. Like top 1% but his rizz is terrible like shambolic level rizz plus he gets no ladies the ladies he showed he were his cousins. Then he did a weird stare and decided to marry them - he said the sim city stare made him marry them but then he had children which was unnecessary now he’s calling them the rizzer and Adolfirizzard and the rizzard of buzz becuase hei magical powers were lost when he used his huge Pee pee. Please read this and understand how sexy but un rizzy this human specimen is. He has a big big big mind …. What were you thinking plus he likes big valumptious wome…. No that’s weird he likes cock —- yes he likes Nando’s 🫤
Ayyy ayyy ayyy ayaan the rizzard khan shush
by Shuuuush potato’s December 13, 2022
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Co-Owner of All Elite Wrestling
Tony Khan listens to the wrestling fans
by KoolKydChris November 19, 2020
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Desi thanos who loves having naswar. He is cuzaan with Captaan Amreeka who also love naswar. He dreams about eating Kareem Fried Cheekan ka naswar burgur weeth cheez.
Aray tum toh Taenos khan Yousufzai Bin Barood Khan Yousufzai nikla bhonsrike
by X0Xsuper_fighter October 8, 2019
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Aung Kaung Khant

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A dragon among men. The name literally mean "victory", "Good" and "Handsome". So, males tend to be becareful around him because they can't control their bladder when they meet him.
Person 1: "Aung Kaung Khant is coming to our party tonight"
Person 2 (beta male): *pees out of habit
by Aung Kaung Khant December 22, 2021
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