The Khan

The greatest of all humans, capable of extraordinary powers. Imitation and eternal love are The Khan's greatest strengths; perhaps, the source of his wizardly powers. The Khan sports a long wizard beard that has the ability to store many things. It is also the fluffiest and most comfortable beard to have ever existed and many farmers harvest its shining white hairs to use in different ways.

A common parting phrase for followers of The Khan is "may The Khan be with you"
Person 1: The Khan is my life.
Farmer: I agree, he provides wizard beard for our family throughout all seasons.
Person 2: May The Khan be with you.
by WizardlyBeard November 11, 2009
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khan

Although , the name khan is prevalent almost worldwide, the true khan family are the descendents fo the Icursian tribe of ancient Egypt. Micheal Hart, one of the most famous eugenicists traced the Khans to be the true proto-hamitic or the Aryan peoples. Although the Khan families are predominantly caucasian throughout the Middle east and Europe, they also include a vast number of muslim families in places like India, China and south east asia. An interesting fact: Khan families in Europe and elsewhere have for long provided excellent athletes, musicians and actors in various countries.
for eg. Oliver khan, Justino "khan" fontaine, Omar khan(later known as Omar Sherif in the U.S), Aechillius Mehmet Khan (known as Tarkan in the Arab world), Muhammed Khan (famous French actor in the 90's).
by X2aristotle April 03, 2006
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Khan!

a word used to express extreme frustration or anger
derived from star trek 2
your bro: Bro?, you alright?
you: KHAN!!!!!!
by 039 December 17, 2008
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KHAN

A name to yell as an expression of anger or when you are in a state of misfortune.
"(Your Name Here), I'm going to have to let you go."
"KHAAAAAAAN!"
"Who's Khan?"
by GriffinRules.Com September 11, 2011
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khan

the leader of a clan in the fictional universe of battletech.
My khan, we have 3 enemy Summoners at 320
by jojo November 30, 2004
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khan

That annoying little Laotian fella who is Hank's neighbor on King of the Hill. He has a daughter, Khan junior, and a wife whose name escapes me at the moment.

Gahhhhh, Khan junior what you doing! That inbred hillbilly music designed so only people with six finger can play!

Khan's license plate says "King Khan".

So...you Chinese, or Japanese?
by mein name ist... August 29, 2006
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khan

khan is a very nice family, are poor but nice, nice, muslim, can speak english not much, father is not in middle east, father is writing this description
hello khan family let us celebrate halal with you
by abdul majabad khan April 28, 2022
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