one of the biggest knob jockeys going. A total dropkick. Keven's are pyschotic woman bashers who blame their actions on anyone or anything except themselves. keven's may seem caring but under that caring attitude really lies ulterior motives they are always scheming. keven's are attention seekers always trying to make others feel sorry for them, they may claim the world is against them, everybody hates them, constant claims of self harm and suicidal tendencies all designed to make you fall into their trap.
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by beware of the web of deceit November 23, 2011
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"Do you like Kevenny?"
"Who? That skinny guy that always looks at memes?"
"Yeah boneless is what I call him"
"Lol hell no"
"Who? That skinny guy that always looks at memes?"
"Yeah boneless is what I call him"
"Lol hell no"
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As a person, a Kevenshan is sweet, caring, adorable and charming. They will never fail to make you smile, and will never hesitate to try. Some believe these humans are in fact angels from heaven itself, and there is a lot of proof to back these claims.
Kevenshans love you endlessly, but once you grow attached to them, you will love them more, no matter how much they want to deny it.
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