Purified dirty hippy piss, widely believed to have some sort of redeeming health value. Truth is, it’s full of vape vape juice and Faygo from an ICP concert.
Jim drank some Keto Lemonade for energy , but ended up running straight to Fish concert to hook up with a 300 pound hefer.
by Batrhatr May 22, 2018
Get the keto lemonademug. also known as pretentious keto or gated community keto - the belief that only organic, grass fed, non-artificial sweeteners etc. can be eaten on the Keto diet. Like country clubs, there is a economic barrier to entry for most and once you're in, you realize the people are snobs, you should have saved your money, and you miss your poor friends.
You: I'm on the keto diet! Only organic and clean foods for me!
Me: Dude! You're doing country club keto. Save your money and have a bunless Quarter Pounder with Cheese!
Me: Dude! You're doing country club keto. Save your money and have a bunless Quarter Pounder with Cheese!
by Jed Edwards August 26, 2018
Get the Country Club Ketomug. i actually don't know what shark tank keto diet pills are, i just saw a pop up ad with them and thought i should add it
by sǝɔᴉʌǝp ɹᴉǝɥʇ dᴉlɟ sǝssɐqɯnp October 10, 2021
Get the shark tank keto diet pillsmug. When someone on a keto diet drinks and gets super bombed because their bodies can't process all of the carbs.
I went out with a couple of friends last night and they got just keto bombed. After I herded these two up like some sort of monkey wrangler, and got these two into my car were ensued an argument over some chick his wife thought he was hitting on, a transvestite seriously eyeing me up, another argument over how older gay men are easier to drink around, and then I took a turn, and she slammed her head into the back door of my beemer as she slid across the back seat . For fuck sakes get these two a case of Twinkie's, so they can drink more than two beers before getting crazy! I should get paid for this shit!
by Scott Obrecht June 30, 2020
Get the Keto Bombedmug. by Propheciesforfritzy September 6, 2025
Get the Keto Cubesmug. "I'm so over men, all I want is their money."
"Girl, you should get a Keto Daddy. It's the best of both worlds"
"Girl, you should get a Keto Daddy. It's the best of both worlds"
by PervertedBinChicken June 25, 2025
Get the Keto Daddymug. When you use coconut oil as lube and an avacado as a ball gag while two guys destroy both of your holes.
by That_little_mexican_boy January 18, 2019
Get the Dirty ketomug.