keto lemonade

Purified dirty hippy piss, widely believed to have some sort of redeeming health value. Truth is, it’s full of vape vape juice and Faygo from an ICP concert.

Jim drank some Keto Lemonade for energy , but ended up running straight to Fish concert to hook up with a 300 pound hefer.

by Batrhatr May 22, 2018

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Country Club Keto

also known as pretentious keto or gated community keto - the belief that only organic, grass fed, non-artificial sweeteners etc. can be eaten on the Keto diet. Like country clubs, there is a economic barrier to entry for most and once you're in, you realize the people are snobs, you should have saved your money, and you miss your poor friends.

You: I'm on the keto diet! Only organic and clean foods for me!
Me: Dude! You're doing country club keto. Save your money and have a bunless Quarter Pounder with Cheese!

by Jed Edwards August 26, 2018

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i actually don't know what shark tank keto diet pills are, i just saw a pop up ad with them and thought i should add it

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Shop Keto

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by Gusgus9876 July 30, 2019

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Keto-High

The euphoric effect created by the selective metabolism of fats rather than carbohydrates.

Ok. 48 hour water fast followed by zero carb diet equals equilibrium ketosis; I’ve never been as grounded and physically in control. THIS is the Keto-High. It’s not for the weak, but it’s worth it IF you can get there.

by YAWA September 6, 2025

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Don’t fuck with my keto!

Once established, that sweet metabolic condition shall not be fucked with by any external force.

Goddam! I’ve been pissing on a keto stick for 3 days and it’s FINALLY positive; and my friggin’ family brings out ‘start yer diet tomorrow’ and ‘there’s chocolate ice cream for dessert’. This isn’t necessarily about losing weight (although regaining a 6 pack is fucking amazing), it’s about CONTROL. I and I alone decide what to fuel my body with and the mindset of ketosis (plus caffeine) is right where I like to be. So, don’t fuck with my keto! And I won’t fuck with yer carbs. Ok?

by YAWA September 7, 2025

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