kern

southern slang for corn

"wow uncle john, that kern shure was good"

by the leesha October 08, 2006

kern

a rare short, breed of bald black man with incredible artistic ability and pimp like skills. See also badass and or pimp.

a state of perfection and ultimate achievement

that is kern. he is so kern. he or she might want to adjust the kern in their life.

by dallilama February 01, 2007

Kerning

Taking a fat shit in a sink

Yo Steven was kerning yesterday

by BigDaddy6942069420 November 12, 2019

kern

Kern is both a person and an ideal. People seek kern and never find it, you must allow kern to come to you

<3 mib

I was driving around the other day and all of a sudden kern hit me so hard it hurt

by Micah February 18, 2005

kern

A word that can be and describe anything; especially refers to awesometastic asians.

"Yo kern, come here homie"

by cdizzlefosho February 20, 2007

kern

one that burns, constantly, mainly hamburger buns and themselves.

kern chared the buns, they are pretty black!

by Kern June 05, 2003

kerning

Kerning; Verb; To be kerning.
Kerning describes the great need that a person feels to take a dump. Its only used in extreme cases like you haven't gone in a week and you really need to bust out a hard one.

"Dude, I'm really kerning for a shit"

by Super_Famicom June 25, 2004