kerfunkeld 

Discombobulated only worse

You telling me you didn’t know if you wanted to marry me but then said you did had me all kerfunkeld

kerfunkeld by Jchubb December 7, 2017

Kerfucken 

The sound a turducken makes when it explodes.

"Shit! That turducken's gonna 'splode!!"
*Everyone dives for cover*
KERFUCKEN!!!!

Kerfucken by MooseMan666 October 17, 2008

kerfuckery 

The random acts of events that end up "fucking" things up in unexplaineable turns of events. Also used when "Sociables" are planning sketchy events of debauchery and shananigans.

The leader of Sociables was planning kerfuckery with Dawn .

kerfuckery by Srehak January 13, 2017

kerfucked 

when your brain is all kerfuzzled and all fucked up at the same time

oh shit my brain is all kerfucked right now

kerfucked by suburbian_jesus March 13, 2019

kerfuckle 

A word-mix of "ker-plop", "fuck-up", and "fumble", meaning:

1) A huge mistake or poor decision made by a dumbass.

2) A person guilty of such dumbassery that the word is applied directly to him/her.

1) *Our dumbass president makes another stupid decision* "Well, that was a kerfuckle of a move."

2) *Dumbassery is commited* "Dude, you are such a king-sized kerfuckle."

kerfuckle by hater_of_dumbasses July 23, 2010

Kerfuck 

1.)Interjection: used as an exclamation of surprise or disgust.

2.)Adjective: Describes a noun as really cool.

1.)Kerfuck son! That be disgustin'!
2.)Kerfucking sweet Gina!

Kerfuck by Roberto_Benigni February 17, 2004

kerfuckeditis

noun. A crippling disease that can unknowingly strike nearly anyone at any given time. Symptoms include: being the root cause of but not limited to at least 2 kerfucked situations. Also know as the Midas Touch of Shit but to an extreme. There is no know cure but it is said to leave as quickly as it had shown up.

Haven't you heard? He's got the Kerfuckeditis!

kerfuckeditis by scufff February 23, 2011