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Kerplunk

The noise your poop makes when it goes in the toilet.
That turd made a big kerplunk
by Mr_Chuckles July 31, 2003
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Kerplunked

The the state of drunkness after a sudden transition between sober/tipsy straight to completely smashed.
I was fine after the first seven beers, but that eighth left me completely kerplunked!
by CrossandSwitch July 20, 2009
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kerplunk

A shit that is a piece of art, ie.

A shit that has to be admired after taking.
"Hey man, I just took a kerplunk!"
"Come see my kerplunk!"
by dictionarypictionary May 9, 2023
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Kerplunking

Where one or more people hang from a miscellaneous object.
Lucy and Adam were sick of planking, so instead decided to try out kerplunking.
They kerplunked from a tree branch.
by whitechocolateladybird July 20, 2011
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Kaplunking

its pointing your cock straight down, (using your hand) as you stand and inserting it into a womans vagina
i love kaplunking
by PJmuvaDJ December 16, 2009
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fuming kerplunk

When you take a big shit and put it into the gas tank of somebody's car
Jim:Hey man did you get back at Bob for fucking your girl yet?
Tim:Yeah man no worries I gave him a fuming kerplunk
by Metzfreak February 3, 2014
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Kerplunker

My girl gave me a kerplunker last night.
by Angelo00 September 1, 2021
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