Kerplunk

The noise your poop makes when it goes in the toilet.

That turd made a big kerplunk

by Mr_Chuckles July 31, 2003

Kerplunked

The the state of drunkness after a sudden transition between sober/tipsy straight to completely smashed.

I was fine after the first seven beers, but that eighth left me completely kerplunked!

by CrossandSwitch July 20, 2009

kerplunk

A shit that is a piece of art, ie.

A shit that has to be admired after taking.

"Hey man, I just took a kerplunk!"
"Come see my kerplunk!"

by dictionarypictionary May 9, 2023

Kerplunking

Where one or more people hang from a miscellaneous object.

Lucy and Adam were sick of planking, so instead decided to try out kerplunking.
They kerplunked from a tree branch.

by whitechocolateladybird July 20, 2011

Kaplunking

its pointing your cock straight down, (using your hand) as you stand and inserting it into a womans vagina

i love kaplunking

by PJmuvaDJ December 16, 2009

fuming kerplunk

When you take a big shit and put it into the gas tank of somebody's car

Jim:Hey man did you get back at Bob for fucking your girl yet?
Tim:Yeah man no worries I gave him a fuming kerplunk

by Metzfreak February 3, 2014

Kerplunker

Receiving a blow job while taking a shit.

My girl gave me a kerplunker last night.

by Angelo00 September 1, 2021