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Kensington Mouthwash 

The Curb Stomp maneuver made famous by the film American History X has it's origins in the city of Philadelphia. Known as the "Kensington Mouthwash" it has become the favorite means of dispatching ones foe in the predominantly ghetto neighborhood of Kensington. The Kenzo maneuver has been adopted by the city as a whole, mostly as a joke which shows you what kind of people they really are.

The Kensington Mouthwash requires you to somehow get your opponent onto the ground. Then you force them to open their mouth and bite down on the curb. From there, you apply the proper amount of force onto the back of their head in order to kill the person, preferably with a swift an decisive stomp or kick.
Timmy, get your fucking hands off my cheesesteak or I'm going to take you outside and give you a Kensington Mouthwash.

Kensington Engagement Ring 

Look how trashy that girl is with that kensington engagement ring on her neck.

kensington jizz rag 

Yoooo! The Eagles just signed Nnamimnidi Asoumoughoua!!! I creamed so hard my cargo pants turned into a kensington jizz rag!

New Kensington 

a small town in south western Pennsylvania about 20 minutes north of Pittsburgh (aka Da 'Burgh)
-surrounds Arnold, PA

-is surrounded by the Allegheny River and Lower Burrell

-population is made up of whites, blacks, and mulattoes

-New Kensington-Arnold School District

-Biggest school rival: Burrell High School

-said to be one of the most dangerous places to live in Pennsylvania

-biggest problems are: drugs, teen pregnancy, murder, and robbery
New Kensington by Tasha March 13, 2005

Kensington

A long ass road in philly. if you turn on to kensington, turn right the fuck back off. the stop lights have been rigged so that you will hit EVERY red light; thus provided that every stop has a 95% PROBABILITY of loosing your car. if you make it from the begining to the end... its probably the winter time and too cold for the gang baggers to jack your shit.
yo man i got off the betsy ross bridge last night and wound up on kensington. i never saw no shit like that before in my life. homies shootin craps, pit bull fights. and of course a crew of about 8 brothas on every fucking corner with a 40 of colt 45 in their back pocket.
Kensington by datnigga67 February 15, 2009

Kensington Cheese Dog 

A Kensington Cheese Dog is a hot dog with a surprising used condom hidden inside. These can often be found in the Kensington section of Philadelphia where they originated. Up until 2009, they were always consumed by mistake, until the population of Kensington began to enjoy them so much that they became a regular item on menus in the area.

*IMPORTANT* These are not to be confused with fortune cookies that have used condoms hidden inside found at Chinese restaurants in the area. These are known as Chinese Oreos.
"How you doin'? Gimme a Kensington Cheese Dog with extra cheese, hold the rubber."
Kensington Cheese Dog by NGC316 February 4, 2010