Plum Kisser

When someone has no game so the make out with fruit instead

She gets no bitches i bet shes a plum kisser

by TOTALLYNOTNOVA February 10, 2022

Carpet kisser

A derogatory term referring to someone of Arab descent, who kisses carpets in the process of praying Alah and hopes for death to America.

That carpet kisser over there was definitely involved 9/11

by redtcslak69 July 23, 2010

keister stash

A popular hiding place for contraband such as drugs, especially in prison. The anus. Usually the contraband is wrapped in a condom.

Johnny kept is smack in a keister stash.

by veritone January 16, 2009

ball kisser

Someone who enjoys pleasing a man by worshipping their balls (see testicles). When properly done both right and left balls are given equal attention as to not make the other jealous. The act of ball kissing can also be used as a method to increase sperm counts for fertility purposes as kissing the balls helps stimulate sperm production and also increases both volume of pre-cum and ejaculations. Not to be confused with a ball licker who is someone that uses pleasure as indirect barter for financial benefit (see brownnose). The method could also be used by a woman right before sexual intercourse with the penis attached to the balls being kissed as a way of improving the performance of the penis that is about to penetrate the vagina.

My girlfriend is such a good ball kisser. She's a real giver when she knows she's gonna get some good sex.

by UlikeMYmeatNpotatoes October 13, 2010

Kuma Kisser

A person who is attracted to Monokuma from Danganronpa or any other stuffed animal that resembles him, such as Monomi or Shirokuma.

Person 1: Monokuma’s kinda hot ngl

Person 2: LMAO you’re a kuma kisser

by Magic Plates February 20, 2021

keister bunny

Noun, The guy in prison that keeps stuff (sometimes cell-made weapons) up his ass for safe storage.

"I don't remember which keister bunny has my 2 dollars, but I'll probably never get it back now"
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prison guy1: "I made a knife out of the end of my toothbrush"

prison guy2: "Where is it?"

prison guy1: "I gave it to the keister bunny in cell 5"

by Jeff S. June 4, 2005

baby kisser

A politician (kissing babies was an old crowd-pleasing tactics once used by politicians).

by The Thinker June 21, 2003