stealth keg-stand

An event taking place at a social gathering, where one is elevated atop a consumption vessel and consumes their maximum amount at an even rate while counting the timespan, in complete silence

Bro...if your girlfriend doesn't want you to drink tonight, do a stealth Keg-stand!

by LikeABawse March 27, 2015

cougar keg stand

A cougar in the hortizontal position recieveing boxed wine wine from the spout.

Janice was laying on her back across the kitchen counter and asked to have the sweet red wine poured from the box directly into her mouth. She roared cougar keg stand!!!

by okhlywd December 25, 2009

reversed keg stand

You hold the keg over your head and drink from it

Man that guy did an awesome reversed keg stand... oh.. he dropped it on him.. thats going to hurt in the morning

by wegener March 7, 2007

Australian Keg Stand

The act of doing a keg stand through the butthole to effectively chug (or as it is also known formally; boofing) through the ass to consume alcohol. The term Australian referring to the fact the chigging is being done down under.

"Yo! Did you see Andre just straight up do an Australian keg stand right in the middle of the party infront of everyone?"
"I know bro that was insane! Talk about boofing right!?"

by TheCreatorOfBadWetDreams November 3, 2025

keg standary

The standards of holding a person above a keg for a proper keg stand.

1. Person should be upright face down with support from front and back of their body.

"That guy fell over because there was no keg standary to support him."

by Endestria October 16, 2013

Reverse Kegstand

Just like a regular kegstand, except the spout is inserted into the anus as onlookers chant the number of seconds the participant can withstand the ice-cold beer entering his/her rectum.

Q: Why does this beer taste like ass?

A: The spout was in Johnnie's ass.

Q: Reverse kegstand?

A: Yes.

by ALARM-DMMR August 20, 2010

kegstand

A common party activity in which two people hold another person's feet while the person's hands hold onto the keg. Another person holds the tap in their mouth until they give the signal to stop, and everyone else counts. The object of this activity is to chug beer from the keg upside down for as long as possible.

Colin Powell: "Mr. President, I strongly suggest you look at these files reporting a possible imminent terrorist threat on American soil."
W: "Uh, just a second, I'm in the middle of some important business. All right, Dick, get my left foot...Laura, get my right foot, and Jenna, you get the tap. I'm gonna suck this baby dry! Woo-wee!"
Janet Reno (opens the door): (in a low, bellowing voice) "Did somebody say 'kegstands'? Let me at it!"

by Nick D August 30, 2004