keeper

Abbr. of Goalkeeper in Futbol,Soccer, or "UK" football.

'keeper: Crike. I have to go to Keeper practice four times a week? And I'm still in Division Three.

instructer: ha. Soory. when you jump for highballs, always yell "'keeper".

by katrine April 11, 2004

keeper

Defines a turd that resists flushing...it is still in the bowl after a flush, hence a keeper.

"Hey, come check out my keeper!"

by edawg999 November 1, 2006

keeper

A pimp, or panderer, and by definition thereof: psychologist, groomer, educator, father figure, best friend, and mate.

I ain't her keeper.

by Elroy Fitz January 31, 2004

keeper

an alternative feminine hygiene product made of naturally occurring latex. Similar to the diva cup

The cup of my keeper was too large for my twat so I had to go down a size.

by taintedglass March 2, 2010

KEEPER

A Female who after finding out that thier pregnant decides to keep the baby without the significant other's consent.

"You sure you want to date Priscilla? She's a Keeper!"

by Nude God December 31, 2011

keeper

to let your friends know that a girl is fat or ugly while being in the presence of girls.

That girl Tanner hooked up with last night was a keeper.

by jimjas November 13, 2009

keeper

The verb "to keeper" means to spam considerably and profusely, especially in the context of an internet forum.

"Boy, we really need to ban that spammer. He keepers so much that it's making a mess of these forums."

by TheLoneStarr September 16, 2005