Dirty Fucking Keeg Kunt

Just a kid who refuses to cut his hair. His hair resembles Kevin Keegan back in the 70's

Kish: Paddy get your fucking Keegan kut
Paddy: Na, I'd rather sit at home and play call of duty
Kish: What a Dirty Fucking Keeg Kunt
Paddy: Yeah thats me

by Dirty Fucking Keeg Kunt January 24, 2010

KEEG

Keeg is the word that that rich norwegian people use to define if something is good. To be a Keeg persone you need to have a middel part and wear Polo Ralph Lauren.

A:Fakk asz look at the guy on the other side of the street
B: Yeah His polo is coldddd
A: Yeah thats Keeg asf

by boiiiwtf April 21, 2022

Hobby Keege

A young man in his “finance bro larval stage,” desperately modeling himself after crypto hustlers, stock-grind gurus, and anyone who says “networking” unironically

“Bro showed up in loafers and a Zara suit jacket to Taco Bell — he’s such a hobby keege.”

by hyrn September 4, 2025

keegs

or keegsing keegsmaxxing
an idiots term for saying Kegels, the act of doing them at any rate. replaces the word to a friendlier alternative to kegels
which I'm sure every alpha generated kid is happy to start doing at a young age coinciding with abstinence

"Keegs" - noun/adverb replacement for kegels, -ing for active principle

some idiots on SA or 4chan started this stupid shit called keegs or keeging to be cool. now I keep seeing it stuck in my algos and its gonna be like 6-7 all over again.

by elemao123 December 13, 2025