kebab

(n.) Greasy turkish food that, unlike the north american 'taco' does not encourage rapid bowel movement, which in turn results in rapid foot movement to a sanitation area. Favoured by inhabitants of essex, England.

mmm, kebab!

by Gumba Gumba June 2, 2004

kebab

A penis, dick, cock, knob, fleh flute

jade is such a fuckn kebab muncher

by big kebab April 23, 2006

Kebab

(verb) When three or more lesbians with two or more double-headed dildos engage in a vagina-anus-vagina daisy-chain of sorts.

Dude 1: "Where's Kate, Michelle, and Suzanne?"

Dude 2: "In the other room, kebabing."

by lobstalunch February 16, 2010

kebab

1)meaning "grilled or broiled meat". encased in pita bread with salad. a typically lebanese food group.
2)to piss tony off.

"hey tonyyyy, goin' to the kebab shop, uleh?"
"uleh"

by uleh December 28, 2005

kebab

Europes crappy excuse for a taco

Damn, that kebab is yummy.

by r3L4x September 30, 2003

kebab

Favoured delicacy of top Australian rapper Sickadash.

Sickadash: Get that kebab it give me the power, to take this shit into the final hour!

by HalfMerci April 9, 2003

Kebab

An eastern Europeans sexual parts.(e.g. muff)

Stems from 18th century turkey.

Kebabs must be had at some stage. Will we eat them before we go out?

by Tiarnan Mckeown May 25, 2017