kazaa

A so-called "file sharing" program which is actually a great virus and fake bank, where people can freely choose their favourite virus and download it for free. Or if they want to have tons of fake files in their PC, then they have chosen the right program.
And just as if it wasn't enough, it comes with a free bonus : tons of spyware on your PC. This way, people won't have to waste their time telling to unknown people what websites they have visiting, these spyware will do it for them. Great, isn't it ?
This program is, however, not liked by those who don't like viruses, and they recommend other REAL sharing programs such as SoulSeek, eMule, Direct Connect, Overnet, and so on...
A version called Kazaa Lite exists, it has no spyware but still has the viruses and fakes.

A: 725 viruses in our virus collection ! Which are we missing ?
B: Lots... keygen.exe, for example !
A: Alright, download a fake crack from kazaa now !

by "the eurodance lover" July 17, 2006

kazaa

gives you more viruses than a dirty old diseases ridden prostitute from the back street's of thailand

hey joe wanna get a virus !

sure bob should we fuck a old prostitute
or download kazaa ?

both !

by joe bob February 13, 2005

Kazaa

Ka-Wha-eh-va

A peer to peer client like Napster but also with possibility to download other files than mp3. Contains a lot of spyware. Used by those who haven´t discovered Direct Connect++ or FTP.

I must get rid of Kazaa and download Direct Connect++

by Papi Raul May 17, 2003

kazaam

An expression used when making fun of Shaq.

Yao Ming was thinking "Kazaam!" when he blocked Shaq's first 3 shot attempts against him.

by Chris Rock May 2, 2003

Kazaa

Viruses in a nutshell

"Oh Shit! Don't tell me I just downloaded Kazaa! Well I guess it was time for a reformat anyway."

by Nisby September 25, 2005

kazaa lite

KaZaA with no shit. The margarine of KaZaA. The Diet Coke of KaZaA...

"Hey Courtney! Go and download 'Christmas Shoes' on Kazaa Lite!"

by Nick the Prick December 9, 2003

Toshiaki Kawada

Proof that God was a chubby, tenacious, Japanese wrestler who kicked people in the head and face, chopped them in the throat, and stepped on their heads for boston crabs.

Toshiaki Kawada broke my face.

by Mr. Webster March 10, 2005