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kato

To say goodbye. In other words, "Peace".
"Aiight yo. I'll catch you."
"Aiight. Kato"
by DanielEspinoza October 26, 2015
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haru kato

small baby that lives alone in a tiny apartment, got demoted, has coworkers that throw him under the bus, and is cute as fuck (and has pretty eyes). we must protect him.
daisuke simp: -simping for daisuke-
haru simps: more haru kato for us ;)
by anonymous September 11, 2020
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Kato clap

STD that is commonly passed around the college MSU Minnesota State University
Yo did you hear Eric gave Sarah the Kato clap
by beespriv November 25, 2022
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Kato Talk

Talking in an extremely over exaggerated tone of dialogue that is not humanly plausible.
Kato said he has been a Chrysler tech for about 18 years, well actually that he owns Chrysler. Stupid kato talk, he's only like 30 years old, he worked when he was 12 years old?
by Milky Gerome July 25, 2011
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Kato-Mate

A word used when you are happy or something good happens,this word is also a slang word used by gangstars.
Are you happy?

Kato-Mate
by Mearbearx08 February 5, 2009
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Jo Kato Japan

Jo Kato Japan is from Japan. Jo brings around his beloved iPad wherever he goes, his iPad is his love, his life and his girlfriend, nothing can separate him and his iPad. If you take his iPad he will bark at you and rugby tackle you. The iPad is cracked tho smh. Jo Kato Japan also orders an excessive amount of Starbucks every day and still manages to sleep in class which is physically impossible. Everyone loves Jo Kato Japan tho he is kinda cool I guess, but he just sleeps too much.
*someone starts falling asleep in class* "WAKE UP DONT BE A JO KATO JAPAN"
by Man with knowledge November 23, 2021
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Kato, the Shaky One

The man who, followed by a mustard attack, had a liquid beverage poured on him in his sleep, found in the video "Kato slipped up again got damn it"

Kato was peacefully sleeping on a couch, similar to his previous victim experiences, while a terrorist sneaks into his room, pouring an unknown liquidized substance upon Kato's face. He begins trembling, either out of confusion or fear, or maybe both, before waking up and wiping the mystery water off his cranium. Kato begins verbally abusing the young minor terrorist, followed by the shouts of faceless people off tape. After listening to the terrorist, Kato becomes delusional, believing he is drowning to death. Kato begins stripping down to his undergarments, displaying a wife-beater while still being confused, although visibly more angry than earlier in the tape.

Kato lives in fear everyday since the Kato Attacks of 2012, flashing back to the rough and scary times he has survived thus far.
Me: Have you heard of the incident of Kato, the Shaky One?
Friend: Alas, I have sir.
by alecwind July 18, 2021
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