karl malone

An asshole on the lakers.
Went to La to try and get a ring because he sucks and couldn't do it in the previous years.

Karl Malone is gay.

by Muff Daddy May 27, 2004

karl malone

to poke someone in the side of the face, next to the eye, like done in the NBA finals by Karl Malone in an altercation with a fan on the sideline before the game

Because she was pissing me off, i karl malon-ed her.

by Jim July 16, 2004

karl malone

verb. To hog something all to yourself. ie, a basketball.

"Stop being such a Karl Malone and let me play..."

by Kris Perry April 2, 2007

Karl Malone

NBA player who raped a 13 year old during college but was never punished because he was a good athlete.

Did you hear that Louisiana Tech put up a statue of Karl Malone?
Yeah, there was uproar when people discover he knocked up a little girl

by Deamkn March 26, 2024