Skip to main content

Kansas City Faggot

Someone who is hired to get a little track laid, but ends up dancing and jumping around to the tune of "De Camptown Ladies."
"I hired you people to try to get a little track laid, not to jump around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots."
by Mongo_Pawn April 9, 2010
mugGet the Kansas City Faggot mug.

KAHNstipation

When there are so many patients waiting in the emergency department for their lab tests and xrays that the internal processes of the ER get backed up and the waiting room gets impacted with patients.
Doctor 1: Why is the waiting room of the ER so crowded?

Doctor 2: All the bays and rooms have patients waiting for their CT scan results. The radiology department is overwhelmed.

Doctor 1: Wow....sounds like another case of KAHNstipation.
by BostonDoctor January 8, 2012
mugGet the KAHNstipation mug.

Kansas City Coast Guard

Standing outside your friend's bedroom door and diverting his family members away whilst he is banging his girlfriend.
Hey, man. I'm gonna fuck my bitch tonight, but my folks are around. Could you give me a Kansas city coast guard?
by niccorator December 30, 2013
mugGet the Kansas City Coast Guard mug.

Kansas Handjob

When the driver of a vehicle gives the passenger a handjob during a long road trip.
Guy: She jerked me off while she drove during our road trip and I busted a huge nut all over her hand!
Guy 2: Dude Kansas handjobs are the best!
by Dookieshoes August 23, 2016
mugGet the Kansas Handjob mug.

Joel Kanitz

The adorable clean-living vocalist for This Century. From AZ. Used to do screamo in a band called Waste of Day. Loving father of Skylar (cat) and Cooper (dog). Looks mighty fine in a Pikachu costume. Artistic - he designed the album cover, logo and posters for Sound of Fire. Religious. Has an eargasmic voice and an extremely attractive face that makes the angels sing.
Joel Kanitz is thisclose to perfection.
by ThisCenturySophee July 25, 2011
mugGet the Joel Kanitz mug.

Kante

A French professional football (soccer) player who is a defensive midfielder and is known for his stamina and ability to get the ball back in his team's possession with a tackle or interception but is also adept at going forward too.
Person A: "Did you hear what happened when N'golo Kante lost his virginity ?"

Person B: "No I didn't, what happened?"

Person A: "He won it back"
by DjJazzyGeoff June 28, 2017
mugGet the Kante mug.

kansas driver

1. a term derived from a true story based on the first two owners of automobiles in the state of Kansas (one in Kansas City, the other on the far western prairie ) who drove across state only to crash head long into each other despite a relative plethora of roads and open spaces.

2. a person who will sit or stand right next to you or crowd you when there is practically no one else in the movie theater, on an empty four way street corner, or any other situation where there is plenty of room to maneuver but said person behaves as if in a crowded elevator or phone booth.
Man, I hate going to the movies at the theater uptown - nothing but kansas drivers. And they're everywhere on the street corners in that area, too !
by Virgin Suicides June 3, 2017
mugGet the kansas driver mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email