Kalea is a weird, crazy, and goofy girl! She’s always being loud and annoying, but she’s hilarious! She’s always joking around and making people laugh. She loves to hang out with people that enjoy joking around with her. That’s what people love about her. They love her funny and goofy personality! Kalea is also a sweet girl. She’s the type of friend to get you a birthday gift every year, give advice whenever you need it, and be willing to hang out on the weekends. She’s also really mean sometimes but in a playful way. She doesn’t intend to hurt anyone, it’s just apart of her personality. Kalea has many people who enjoy her being around, but a lot of people hate her too. She doesn’t care about the haters and always keeps a smile on her face! :) If you ever become friends with a Kalea, never lose her or you’re gonna regret it!
Kalea is so weird!
by 💞💖🤪 November 30, 2018
Get the Kalea mug.A person who mindlessly adopts society's health, exercise, or diet trends, often blithely engaging in irrational consumer behaviors merely to conform to what social media or particular health club acquaintances claim to be effective for accomplishing fitness goals, but in reality reflecting nothing more than a douchebag who "yearns to belong" by proclaiming to be into "healthy living" (i.e., a kale-bag).
Idiot person on conformi-zombie diet: "I had a delicious and nutritious kale, quinoa, and goat cheese emu-egg omelette for breakfast!"
Reasonable person: "You are a frickin' kale-bag."
Person who baselessly claims to be a "runner": "My IT band injury escalated after that 5K; I'm going to be using the foam roller for the rest of the day!"
Actual runner: "You frickin' kale-bag."
Crossfit freak: "I did 50 squat-jump-burpee-lunges and 20 kettle bell jump-pullup-lifts, and then I went to Whole Foods to get a kale shake."
Person who uses brain: "Congratulations! You're a kale-bag!"
Reasonable person: "You are a frickin' kale-bag."
Person who baselessly claims to be a "runner": "My IT band injury escalated after that 5K; I'm going to be using the foam roller for the rest of the day!"
Actual runner: "You frickin' kale-bag."
Crossfit freak: "I did 50 squat-jump-burpee-lunges and 20 kettle bell jump-pullup-lifts, and then I went to Whole Foods to get a kale shake."
Person who uses brain: "Congratulations! You're a kale-bag!"
by Peachdog Jones December 13, 2013
Get the kale-bag mug.a beautiful person with deep dark brown eyes and hair. that person has an amazing personality and sometimes can be the best person on earth. she/he can be annoying but, you love them i love them everyone needs a kaleah in their. i just happy to have one right by my side.
by cutemaster2 August 2, 2014
Get the kaleah mug.A website and lifestyle of getting drunk and participating in various shenanigans in Kalamazoo, Michigan - the biggest 'city' in Southwest Michigan.
I was kalamabooze -ing the other night when I took the For Rent sign from that apartment complex and stuck it in my neighbor's front yard.
by KalamaBooze February 4, 2010
Get the Kalamabooze mug.Kalea is a beautiful, smart funny, and insane girl. She is the kind of girl that everyone wants to be around, except for the haters. Kalea always has a boyfriend, and is an eye-catcher. Those boys are honored to have Kalea. While Kalea is very funny, she is also insane. She is kind of evil, but also very kind. See? Weird. Also, no one should mess with Kalea, because she is very fierce. There are many mysteries about Kalea. Maybe you might meet one in you life!
Boy 1: Hey, I think I am gonna ask Kalea out. Do you think she'll say yes?
Boy 2: Uummm. No. I am already dating her.
Boy 1: Dang it.
Boy 3: Dang it.
Boy 4: Dang it.
Boy 5: Dang it.
Boy 6: Dang it.
Boy 7: Dang it.
Boy 8: Dang it.
Boy 9: Dang it.
etc.
Boy 2: Uummm. No. I am already dating her.
Boy 1: Dang it.
Boy 3: Dang it.
Boy 4: Dang it.
Boy 5: Dang it.
Boy 6: Dang it.
Boy 7: Dang it.
Boy 8: Dang it.
Boy 9: Dang it.
etc.
by anaandbh June 1, 2018
Get the Kalea mug.Kalea a girl who is very sporty very pretty and beautiful. She is smart and very brave. She is loved by every one especially boys. Kalea is a person who is amazing in language arts but not very good at math. She is a girl who is very popular and funny.
by HATER1315 June 18, 2016
Get the Kalea mug.Yes it does exist! It's in Michigan and is a bigger town than people probably think, mainly due to the fact that it's home of Western Michigan University. There is also the much smaller Kalamazoo College, also called K College. There is usually plenty of to do in the area and the public library is nationally known.
by kzoogirl April 20, 2006
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