Kalan Porter

Kalan Porter, the season two winner on Canadian Idol. He has MANY talents, he CAN sing, he HAS the looks, and he can play various instruments; Violin, Viola, Guitar, Bass, and the Piano. He has those wonderful curly locks, and those blue eyes you can just stare at forever. Hes practically every girl's dream. When seen, girls go crazy, cry tears, or might even faint.

KALAN PORTER ROX MY SOX!
150% Kalan FAN!

by Sarah* July 28, 2005

Kalan Porter

Sexiest, most talented artist out there. And a canadian talent who plays violin, viola, guitar, piano and sings! The envy of all men! The man every girl wants!

Dang that Kalan Porter is one major talented hottie!

by Riley December 27, 2005

Chardi Kalan

it is a punjabi slang.. used by youngsters a lot!! which means in high spirits!!

Bunty- Hor pher kidaan??
Harpreet- Bai tan hamesha chardi kalan ch rehnde ne!!!

by AmiBans June 24, 2009

Kalan Dictionary

The dictionary made up of words starting with "K" or "P". Anything can be turned into Kalan words.

Kould you please pass me the Kandy over there? or Wheres the Porty?

by Meghan aka Kalanz_no1_fan February 13, 2005

Kalan Porter

HOTTEST guy ever!! BEST VOICE,..HOTTEST CUTEST ADORABLEST SEXIEST GUY EVER!!

DAMN, THATS one SEXY GUY!!!!!!!

by Sara March 25, 2005

Kalan Brashear

1.One who is greater than KO or Brandon Scott Ownens.
2.Someone who is more 1337 than other.

I am Kalan Brashear compared to you!

by PINGAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! February 6, 2009

kalan porter

A hobbit-like being with the face of an elderly woman who parades around with a Special Olympics-like musical career. A god amongst tasteless pubescent little girls who probably still think Mariah Carey is cool. See also: hack hobbit muano oddiot

Kalan Porter RULES! Let's go play with My Little Pony and put on mommy's makeup!

by yoshimi April 7, 2005