klonkie 

A fuckin' huge dick, taller than the eiffel tower and fatter than your mom

I took my klonkie and beat my bitch's face in after stabbed her with an owel bone

klonkie by Moose and toph January 10, 2005

Kablooie 

(1.) Weapons of mass destruction.
(2.) Orgasm

(1.) OMG! OMG OMG THA HAV KABLOOIE! LOLOLOL LETS BOMB THEM11!!!111!!!1!!!!!!!11!!
(2.) That was the best kablooie I've ever had! ^_^

Kablooie by k9norn November 12, 2003

Kabloowie 

The act of ejaculating or climaxing during sexual intercourse with a female. The action is often associated with a perplexing or mirthful facial expression by the male, as he empties his manload into his female counterpart.

John: "Did you get lucky last night with that girl from the bar?"

Steve: "You know it! I took her back to my place and went KABLOOWIE all up inside her."

John: "Nice. Probably the first time you haven't gicked early."

Kabloowie by The BodySquared April 18, 2011

kablonker 

To a great extreme. Can not be explained. Not measurable.

Hiroshima got totally Kablonkered.

kablonker by Donker69 August 17, 2016

Klonkie 

Een klonkie is iets wat op vier poten staat. Zoals een bed, hond, stoel, tafel.

'is een paard een klonkie?', 'nee man, een paard heeft toch benen. Een varken is een klonkie.'

Klonkie by ProfessorKlonkie November 28, 2017

Klonkie 

In Zuid-Holland, a province of the Netherlands the word 'Klonkie' is often used as the definition of a bottle or can of beer. The 'Golden Klonkie' being the most important and best tasting of them all, refering to Hertog Jan beer.

Yo guys, anyone up for another klonkie? Sure mate, but make sure it's a golden klonkie instead of a regular!

Klonkie by Wings0fJustice August 8, 2019

Kabookie 

Lightskin bum

I heard he's a kabookie

Kabookie by John Sodium June 9, 2020