I Can't Coman Kill Myself

It's a popular Nigerian expression for "In the end i did my best". It is often used by Nigerian men with lower sex drive than their partners (especially when the partner wants sex more often and in a more erotic way)

Although the term gained popularity through a song by Timaya named "I Can't Kill Myself" in 2019. As the popularity of the phrase has increased so too has the number of different meanings associated with it.

Bright: My wife complains i don't last longer in bed.
Bovi: How long does she expect you keep thrusting?
Bright: An hour or more. I told her i can't coman kill myself. It's sex not a damn trip to Benin.

by Grumpy Ned January 7, 2020

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Reiner Braun I want to Kill Myself

The famous catch phrase of liner blown when soemthing bad happens. Popularised by r/okbuddyreiner

Liner: Hey butthole
Birthcontrol: Hi lainah
Reiner: SEX NOW
Buttoast: No, you so slutty
Reiner Braun I want to Kill Myself

by Huge Tako May 5, 2022

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i'm going to kill myself

Suicidal person: "I'm going to kill myself"
Person: "ok"

by Dr.Bleachchugger February 16, 2018

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i wanna kill myself

don't. please. don't.

you don't realize how many people care for you. even though you say that people do not care for you, don't die. don't cut yourself. yes, i've dealt with this before and i almost did die, but i just realized that it's you who cares for you, dont kill yourself. people are there who love you, even though im a stranger i love you so much. please do talk to someone if youre having suicidial thoughts.
suicide hotline list:

person 1: i fucking hate myself. i wanna kill myself.
person 2: don't. :(

by GDGIDGODIOGIDGOD January 11, 2023