kelton

the best boyfriend you will ever have. can kick your ass. good at sports. a simp, likes cute girls. will simp for any girl in the world .tall, big pp, if you have one in your life don't miss the opportunity to ask him out

girl1:omg whos that hot boy

girl2: oh that's KELTON

girl1: isn't he hot

girl2:yesssss

by mk(landon sucks hairy balls) November 18, 2020

kewlmonk

def,

1) A 49 year old pedophile that hangs around a message board chatting to under age children, Whom he lures to his home by offering candy and sex.

2) Kewlmonk also means "fat fuck"

ex,

1) Is Kewlmonk talking to emily again?

2) Dude your such a Kewlmonk!

by Myke February 15, 2005

kewlmonk

A badass member of EF with many a followers.

Also:

:kewlmonk:

Myke sux.

:kewlmonk: :cool:

by :cannon: April 6, 2005

kewlioness

A word meaning the same as kewl, &/or kewlio.
To be kewl, interesting &/or awesum.

Note :: Not to be used in place of kewl or kewlio, as would be improper english.

Chick 1. :: Zomg! I just got the new WoW expansion.
Chick 2. :: No way! Really?
Chick 1. :: Most definatly!
Chick 2. :: Kewlioness!!!

by Mousehhh October 2, 2007

Kelton

A really cool roblox gamer is really cool gamer boy and is really popular at school and you dont wanna mess with him cause hes really strong

Wow is that a kelton!! 1!1!!1!1!💯

by Kaidenv October 3, 2020

Kelton

Kelton is the best person ever. He lives super far from you in Texas or something but he’s literally your bestfriend and is the best person to have on your side. Kelton often goes by just Kelt. You love Kelt and he deserves the world

“Man Kelton is the best”

by Forrestgreenkoalabeargirl October 4, 2022

The Kelton

A sex move traditional use involving LSD and weed while you smoke one and do the other... sometimes ends with a good time...

Girl: Just got some weed and LSD... wanna try the Kelton

Boy: No, the last time we did it you shoved a butt-plug up my ass...

by BubbleButtBitches69$ September 11, 2022