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A very fat poor kid who lives in a trailer and who lives off welfare. He also dates his 2nd cousin. He's very in love with snickers to the point he wants to have sexual intercourse with them
KEWLTON is a fat kid who live off welfare
KEWLTON by Pigs November 14, 2016
Words you can keep
Smart funny amazing hate really nice dirty minded best boyfriend u will ever have kelton is a keeper of course he naughty😏 but he's the best bf u will ever have
Girl:omg who's tht hot boy

Other girl :he must be a kelton
kelton by chelseaXD😘 January 30, 2016

Kewlyongs 

family jewels. Informal way to address the testicles in an Indian voice
My shoes are buckled. My belt is tight. My kewlyongs are swinging from left to right.
Kewlyongs by Dogghouse January 12, 2009
Kelton is a super great person with hazel eyes and curly brown hair (the best combination). He has the best personality and is the sweetest boy you'll ever meet. He really likes guitar and philosophy. He is highly intelligent and one of the cutest people you will ever come to meet :0 If you know a kelton, you shouldn't let him go
girl: omg who's that boy? he is so cute
other girl: that's kelton, he's super talented and sweet
Kelton by tilleylikesducks February 7, 2021
kelton is a sick ass name usually refering to someone that is sick as hell or just the shit, kids with this name are just intense ballers and someone should kill them because they will one day rule the world no doubt. this is most commanly a name
kelton by kelso7777 July 17, 2011
One who is of savage descent.

Being of a savage nature.

Often used as a name for perents to give children in which they see potential savage-ness.
- Wow, that guy's name is Kelton! It totally fits his personality!

- Yeah, that guy seems like such a savage
Kelton by This Savage Guy January 25, 2011
A man, usually brunette, with hazel eyes. Extremely faithful, and an overall good person. Gets angered easily.
"Woah, is he ok?"

"Yea, he's just pulling a Kelton"
Kelton by la., November 15, 2009
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