Kamala Salad

Kamala Salad is speech holding a microphone that sounds coherent for the first 3-4 words and exponentially becomes more difficult to understand with each subsequent word, while ending with a witch's cackle and shit-eating grin.

For example, "Oh no, she spewing Kamala Salad again talking about how we need to bring peace to the world because bringing the world peace allows all people to feel the peace that world wants to feel."

by DreamNoLibs October 18, 2023

Kabbalah

An ancient form of publicity invented by Madonna.

"Uh, my record sales have slumped. I need to be enlightened. What? Kabbalah?"

by sajor March 4, 2005

Kamala Harris

An amazing, capable, and inspiring woman. U.S. Senator; former Attorney General of the State of California; and ground-breaking choice of running mate by Democratic nominee for President Joe Biden in 2020. As of January 20, 2021 she became the first female, Black, and Asian-American to serve as Vice President of the United States.

America thanks you for all you've done, Kamala Harris!

by America Lover 🇺🇸 February 20, 2021

Kamala Harris

The first female Vice President of the United States

Woah did you hear the speech Kamala Harris gave last night

by whizlaqueefa November 8, 2020

Kamala Harris

The first BLACK female Vice President of the United States.

Kamala Harris: We did it Joe! We did it! You’re gonna be the next president of the United States!!!

by POPOFFSON November 10, 2020

Kabalarian Philosophy

The Canadian Encyclopedia has called the Kabalarian Philosophy the world's smallest religion. Founded in the 1930s by Alfred J. Parker, this philosophical religion teaches the Mathematical Principle relating mathematics, language, name, mind, and Consciousness.

The Philosophy teaches that the name, being composed of mathematically ordered symbols of language, represents a mathematical formula that influences an individual's entire life. They teach that name is the means by which the abstract forces of Consciousness are brought into form through these name formulas.

They offer Name Reports to validate this teaching, and balance names to bring these forces into harmony. They teach that unbalanced names adversely influence health, limit success, and disturb one's overall happiness, harmony, and balance.

Their website has over 750,000 brief name analyses to demonstrate this theory.

The Kabalarian Philosophy balances names to improve the overall health, happiness, and well-being of the child or adult.

by daken February 20, 2009

Kabbalah

1. A form of Jewish Mysticism, dating back at least to the 12th Century or even earlier. Kabbalists themselves say it dates back to just after Adam was expelled from the garden of Eden. From mediaeval times, the Kabbalah has been "borrowed" by Christian alchemists and ritual magicians.

Note that real magicians do not charge money for spiritual enlightenment.

2. A cult invented in the 1960s by a fake Rabbi called Michael Berg. He basically just read all the books on the subject and created a million-pound enterprise aimed at getting money out of gullible celebrities like Madonna, etc.

1. Isaac Luria (famous mediaeval Kabbalist): The way to enlightenment is to meditate upon the secret teachings which the Lord has hidden within the scriptures.

2. Michael Berg: The way to enlightenment is to pay me $200 for some old tat that was already available free or next to nothing anyway.

by Dr Pinch October 22, 2004