K9 rim job

The act of lifting up a dog's tail, kneeing beind the dog, and licking it's poop chute.

After Trixie poop on the lawn, Ed cleaned her off with a K9 rim job.

by byrd June 14, 2004

k9 reproduction engineer

The technical term for a dog fucker. A person who does as little work as possible, while at work.

Worker 1: Does that guy do anything around here?
Worker 2: Yes. He's the k9 reproduction engineer.

by jutna mckutna February 25, 2010

k9 h20

It means that your dog water which is a term used to say your bad at something

You just lost the a game of fortnite battle royale Bro your k9 h20

by Lemonademan23 February 17, 2022

Fuck K9

The specific hate for K9 dogs of the police force.

Michler says: Fuck 12 and Fuck K9
Me: No, not the dogs.

by Bayernfan February 23, 2021

The K9's Kobblas

dogs bollocks mutt's nuts

Those ltd edition air force ones - they're the K9's kobblas fam.

by Harry Kovert August 16, 2019

K9

When someone has sexual relations with a dog.

I wanted to k9. Do you know where the dog and peanut butter is hiding?

by PFM01 November 24, 2022

K9

Drill Rapper

Yo you heard K9s new ting g?
Yeah g it’s too cold trust me

by Y.k9 March 24, 2021