sexy no jutsu

A ninjutsu created by Uzumaki Naruto. It was used on Ebisu and Jiraiya and was taught to Konohamaru.

Naruto(to Ebisu): Closet pervert!

by Magik November 26, 2004

Flashback no Jutsu

A technique that allows the user to tap into flashbacks from their past that make no sense to the plot or story of a series or movie.

"Impossible! Did you just unlock the Flashback no Jutsu?"

by Senseifrijoles69 January 1, 2022

sexy no jutsu

an awesome technique(jutsu) that Naruto Uzumaki performs where he turns into a hot girl and distracts his enemy or to get what he wants. He taught this technique to Konohamaru who was under the supervision of Ebisu the closet pervert at the time. See also Harem no Jutsu

Naruto: SEXY NO JUSTSU! *poof*
Jiraiya: *HUGE NOSEBLEED* agh *twitch twitch*

by Harem no Jutsu April 12, 2005

Jim Beam Jutsu

A martial art developed in the early twenty first century, it is used primarily to combat bar tabs at Miller's Ale house, employment, and other people wearing Affliction t-shirts. While the true origins of this discipline still remain shrouded in a form of Oriental mysticism, it is believed that it was first used on December 30th, 2006 when Tito Ortiz lost to Chuck Liddell in UFC 66. According to legend, two men went to the bar and ordered a shot of whiskey. While engaged in a heated argument over the fight one of the guys, enraged by the other patron's equally misinformed opinion, attempted a take down he learned from his free MMA lessons at the Y. The two men proceeded to writhe on the floor. Beers were spilt. Ed Hardy t-shirts were ripped. Words like "arm bar," "triangle choke" and guillotine" were thrown around with reckless abandon. Most other people thought they had gone into an epileptic seizure. It was then that Jim Bean Jutsu was born.

Did you see that guy in the fedora? Yeah, he tried to administer Jim Beam Jutsu on the bouncer. That's why he is getting placed on the gurney.

by Vinny Gugotz May 11, 2011

Expansion jutsu

When your in bed with a girl and you are about to buss you scream to the top of your lungs expansion jutsu and you put all your fingers in her asshole and stretch her asshole as wide as you can and you cum in her asshole

Man i did some expansion jutsu on a hooker last night she wont be doing anal for a while

by Lenman1 January 19, 2021

kage bunshin no jutsu

Kage bunshin no jutsu is a shadow replication technique from the anime series Naruto. "Shadow" has little to do with shadows themselves, but rather refer to a type of jutsus known as shadow jutsus, or kage jutsus if you will. Whereas a normal replication technique would create a near perfect copy of the one performing the teqhnique, the shadow replication is far superior in that it can create a vast number of replications while not using proportionally more chakra.

kage bunshin no jutsu is naruto's worst -and- best fighting move. He always hated the replication techniques at school because he was so bad at them, but then again kage bunshin no jutsu is so powerful that it enables him to easily create a horde of replications rather easily.

by Tor Haugan February 26, 2004

milky release jutsu

A forbiten jutsu .When your fucking someone and you want to give them all your cum.

Did you milky release jutsu her

by Yeetgod24 December 22, 2018