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Jurastik

Adj. A description of anything so extreme and DRASTIC that it is of a Jurassic level (ref. Jurassic Park)

Primarily used to describe states of consciousness whether in reference to surprise, frustration, anxiety, or sobriety.

Often preceded by the adjective "hella" (see Hella)
"yo I got too faded last night and woke up in a hospital. my life is hella jurastik"

"she just started eating everything then I got freaked out. It was a situation of jurastik proportions man"

"nah nigga dey lack it. everything we do is digi3C jurastik"
by YodelAtchaBoyScout January 24, 2012
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jurmastic

extreme

kinda like dramatic but not
That's not jurmastic it's only 1$ more.
by addi lau September 27, 2020
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Jurastically

When things change so drastically, yet still remain the same.
Nothing has changed even though they have changed jurastically.
by Murphwordz September 14, 2023
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jurassick

jurassick - Mexican slang for a when person wears insufficient attire in in-climate weather conditions.
Where do you think you're going in these subzero temperatures dressed like that? You better put a coat on before you get jurassick.
by DarkHorse910 February 13, 2024
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handled JuraSicko

Old man with handlebar mustache who preys on young boys and girls. In the absence of young children he will prey on much older women who typically have walking aides. ( wheelchairs, canes, crutches or walkers)

He is often rejected and can be seen with one hand twisting his mustache and the other fondling himself in the dark corner of bars. Often goes by the alias of “Woody”, “Dickey”, or “Gus”.

(Jurrasic because he is well past his prime but doesn’t seem to know it and Sick because if they are old enough to pee, they are old enough for him)
The handled juraSicko was seen lurking in the dark corner of the busy teen nightclub. We wouldn’t have even noticed him standing there if it wasn’t for the wet stain around his crotch.
by Wild Bob September 27, 2023
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