jumpsuit lesbian

Butch style on top, Kardashian style in the rear, party all over.

Dayum, I want that jumpsuit lesbian to fix my alternator, then take me to her brow specialist, then take me home.

by Greeneyes1981 May 23, 2018

Jumpstart

When you’re girlfriend is not in the mood, you can jumpstart her by placing close pins on her nipples and grab your taser and zap her vagina to give her an electric shock like she’s never felt before

My girlfriend was almost asleep as I was really horny then. So I had to jumpstart her to get her into the mood

by DozenthPear8905 April 27, 2021

california jumpstart

doing a small amount of cocaine the morning after a binge to get one's day started

i'll need a California jumpstart if we're going to make the wedding on time

by Texas Haz July 9, 2010

Joe Jumpsuit

A smug jackass. An arrogant dick. A narcissist. Egomaniac.

That guy is a joe jumpsuit.

Here comes joe jumpsuit.

by Hockey Mom terms June 6, 2020

Amish Jumpstart

When the ole lady isn't being responsive so you put the tip in her ass to make sure she's still alive.

So marcy passed out, i gave her an Amish jumpstart to get her percolated.

by sandyhook May 11, 2022

Alabama Jumpstart

When you hook a battery to a cow heart with jumper cables and then have sex with it.

Scott said he tried an Alabama Jumpstart the other day after ole Bessie passed.

by Definitely Not Scott February 10, 2023

Jumpshit

The act of jumping and subsequently defecating whilst in midair, most commonly executed with your back side facing a wall.

that's definitely a jumpshit judging by the height of that poo mark

by anonymous55ive June 20, 2011