July 8th

John: it’s July 8th yk what the means

Chrissy: fine
by Gigga chad July 08, 2022
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July 8th

The day you get to see you favorite person after being apart for too long.
It's July 8th, you know what that means.
by MrNaughtyThoughts June 14, 2024
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july 8th

the baddest bitch on the block’s birthday. also the holiday of licking any rock you see on the round. then give it a nice slap and continue on with your day.
it’s july 8th! time to go kick that thick ass rock. also happy birthday
by eeeonzegang February 18, 2020
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July 8th

July 8th is known as “Cianos birthday.” Where we all celebrate Ciano by sending him booty pics!
“Girl I can’t wait to July 8th a nigga name ciano
by Yawnoo April 10, 2021
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July 8th 2022

The day where all Canadians experienced a country-wide internet outage, causing everyone to flock to the nearest mall or Starbucks for Wi-Fi. Public apparatuses such as ATMs and PoS systems were rendered unusable, forcing thousands of businesses across Canada to temporarily close. Critical institutions such as hospitals, fire stations, and police stations were unable to function properly.

Basically it was like the end of the world....but in Canada... and only for a day.

All this because we literally have THE worst telecom infrastructure on this planet. The internet of 38 million people is controlled by two large corporations, Bell and Rogers, which means that half the country is fucked if either one of them stops providing internet. Canada's internet monopoly really needs to die (and also lower their damn prices).
Guy 1: Hey remember July 8th 2022?
Guy 2: Wasn't that the day where Rogers themselves couldn't even access the internet to announce the outage?
Guy 1: Ye lol
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July 8th 2050

The day Thur United Kingites of Thur Krown or the UKK invade Papua New Guinea. This is the date it will happen or it may be on the leader's birthday, it depends if they get lazy.
Random: "What's happening on July 8th 2050?"
Kingite of Thur Krown: "We're invading Papua New Guinea"
Random: "Why?"
Kingite of Thur Krown: "Because Thur Krowned Head, Yurius Guderian, said so 2 years ago"
by apollyon zero bitches January 05, 2025
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