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Judoka

A student and practitioner of the sport of Judo. Often looking unassuming, they are capable of great destruction if put upon. Often having a keen intellect to instantly assess a tactical situation and use an enemies force against them causing their defeat. Able to use air (throwing) and ground (pins, chokes, arm bars) techniques in an effective manner, their all-around skill lends itself to almost any situation. Able to defeat much larger opponents in a self-defense situation, the speed and application of their craft sometimes looks like magic to outsiders.
The way that little old judoka tossed that big dude around looked like he was using some kind of Voodoo.
by JudokaNC April 17, 2020
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Jaidon

Jaidon is the most amazing, caring, loving, funny, smart and sincere person in the world. Jaidon likes to play sports. When you see Jaidon in public, you instantly fall in love because he's that fucking hot. If you don't have a Jaidon then your life must suck. Jaidon is a person who loves all his friends, family and girlfriend. He can get a little hot headed once angered but is easy to calm down. He's good with the lady's and is always there if your going through a hard time. Jaidon is an incredible friend and partner who will care deeply for you and do whatever it takes to take care of you. He treats you as his princess and gives you his all. Jaidon is also extremely sexy and handsome; his body, his face and his hair are extremely hot. He makes you feel so good and safe. Jaidon is very trustful and truthful, he would never lie to you and they would never let you down.
Person1: who's that cutie?

Person2: oh him, his name is Jaidon, he's the most popular and cutest guy in school.
by oof.oof.lol December 17, 2018
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Mexican Judo

The Mexican Martial art: Usually involves pulling out a concealed gun or knife during a fight.

The name comes from the accent of many Mexicans when they try to say the word "You" it comes out "Chew or Jhew" and they way they run enlish words together making the phrase "You Don't" sound sort of like "Judo"
Watch out he probably knows Mexican Judo...\

(fake accent) Judo-know if he has a knife, Judo-know if he has a gun.
by Sir Smurfalot May 19, 2006
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Judo Cunt Punt

Similar to the cunt punt, but is a kick to a female's vagina that renders her paralyzed and causes her to instantly cry tears of blood
If Sara Palin had become vp i would have had to judo cunt punt her down Pennsylvania Ave.
by Autobot5 June 12, 2009
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Jundo

An amazing person everyone likes. If you dont like Jundo, ur an evil bitch periodt!
P1"My bestie is such a Jundo!!"
P2"Jumbo shrimp?"
P1"..."
P2"Cus shrimp is amazing!!!"
P1"YASSS"
by DawnMacaron February 24, 2023
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Judo Chop

The act of taking your hand and making a chop motion on a persons shoulder near the neck area while saying in a loud manner, "Judo chop-HAI!"
1. Find a victim.
2. Creep up behind them.
3. Make sure palm/hand is flat and straight.
4 Raise your hand and chop the victim's shoulder, making sure it is close enough to the neck.
5. Say the phrase, "Judo Chop HAI!" While doing so.
6. Walk away.
by JudoJoo November 18, 2008
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Juifoeuf

The French term for a jewish egg. or someone who acts in a silly and innapropriate manor.
Ha ! You're such a juifoeuf
by EJewegg February 13, 2010
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