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Judo

Judo is a fantastic human being who enjoys long walks on the beach, poetry, and poking dead things with a stick. Judo engages in general tomfoolery on a daily basis with friends on the fields of Justice. He also flerps and derps occasionally.
Judo flerped his derp while we all watched in astonishment as he then proceeded to herp derp and shout, "Seacrest, out!"
by I Know Judo October 31, 2011
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by Cheddarboi24 July 8, 2019
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legs of a tall woman or man
No writer is fine, when doen,t bring a euphemism, telling a thing like:Judo, when ! we wanna be soon getting things and surprised.
by bad,good? August 6, 2019
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A jew and sudo, usually seen in Tel Aviv african edition.
Hey look! A judo. Disgusting fella, we must kill him.
by Nigger_Slayer69420 April 25, 2021
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by robjohnsonbro June 9, 2021
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judo throw

the act of throwing someone over your hips in dramatic and flashy fashion onto their face or head. judging by joe rogan's expert MMA commentary, actual proper names of the techniques are irrelevant, so long as the opponent's legs fly through the air like an unintentional cartwheel.
"holy shit dude, did you see that judo throw? i think that nigga's dead."

"he had an awesome judo throw defense technique; he broke his fall with his face, then laid there unconscious."
by flipyoutoo January 2, 2009
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Judo Cunt Punt

Similar to the cunt punt, but is a kick to a female's vagina that renders her paralyzed and causes her to instantly cry tears of blood
If Sara Palin had become vp i would have had to judo cunt punt her down Pennsylvania Ave.
by Autobot5 June 12, 2009
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