Bad Jubies is defined as the bad vibe or aura that a person, place or thing gives off. When an object or person gives off bad jubies it is in your best interest to get the fuck away from said bad jubies.
by 18thcenturyho May 17, 2016
Get the bad jubies mug.Much like the Rusty Trombone, the Chocolate Cherries Jubilee is performed from the rear. The giver has the receiver's balls in his/her mouth and is giving them a reach around, while simultaneously stimulating thier cornhole with his/her nose. At the point of orgasm the reciever then plasters the giver's face with a massive turd.
The Chocolate Cherries Jubilee is perhaps my favorite way of relieving my sexual and bowel tension all at the same time!
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Get the Jubilous mug.A pretty girl that can often cause some trouble, she can be independent and has a good sense of humour, very funny . She can be tough when needed but also very understanding, Jubilee is however not the best at focusing but can achieve high when she is concentrated. She can also be a bad ass , and has quite a relationship life
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Get the Jubilee mug.A word "YouTube" pronounced by Croatian minister Ivica Kirin. It is guessed he understood it as "you be to" (to=this on Croatian)...
Currently lots of Croatians use this word instead of "YouTube" as a joke.
Currently lots of Croatians use this word instead of "YouTube" as a joke.
by Josip Basic August 7, 2007
Get the jubito mug.A Jubiju is a traditional ceremony held by those of Jewish descent in which the oldest son of each family holds a soggy biscuit in their left hand and taps it to their kneecap on a cold summer day. Having a tender biscuit is seen as a disrespect for the proceedings which a Jubiju entails. Three rabbis must be present, and no red meat is allowed within a 57-foot (17.4 meters) of the ritual site.
Jew 1: Schmul, my brother, we must gather the biscuits. The Jubiju will be underway soon!
Jew 2: Make sure they are not tender, Epstein... and what about the rabbis?
Jew 1: Don't worry, Judah went out to fetch them nearly three hours ago!
Jew 2: Alright... I will tend to preparing the boys.
Jew 3: *Walks in* Shalom!
Jew 1: Samuel... what is that you are eating..!?!?
Jew 3: Oh, just a 72 oz. tenderloin, why?
Jew 2: NO!! We mustn't allow ANY red meat within the vicinity!
Jew 3: Oh, why of course! It completely slipped my mind... my greatest of apologies, kindred brethren. May the one and only Jehova look upon my soul with mercy and grace, for I have forsaken Him; as the Lord Himself said, "Brothers and sisters, if someone is caught in a sin, you who live by the Spirit should restore that person gently. But watch yourselves, or you also may be tempted..."-
Jew 1: ...alright, Samuel, save the banter for the Jubiju!
Jew 2: Make sure they are not tender, Epstein... and what about the rabbis?
Jew 1: Don't worry, Judah went out to fetch them nearly three hours ago!
Jew 2: Alright... I will tend to preparing the boys.
Jew 3: *Walks in* Shalom!
Jew 1: Samuel... what is that you are eating..!?!?
Jew 3: Oh, just a 72 oz. tenderloin, why?
Jew 2: NO!! We mustn't allow ANY red meat within the vicinity!
Jew 3: Oh, why of course! It completely slipped my mind... my greatest of apologies, kindred brethren. May the one and only Jehova look upon my soul with mercy and grace, for I have forsaken Him; as the Lord Himself said, "Brothers and sisters, if someone is caught in a sin, you who live by the Spirit should restore that person gently. But watch yourselves, or you also may be tempted..."-
Jew 1: ...alright, Samuel, save the banter for the Jubiju!
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Get the Jubiju mug.Another word for blowjob. A banana jubilee can be talked about in front of the public-at-large to avoid eavesdroppers being jealous or suspicious.
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