jub-jub

That odd cousin or step-child that nobody likes.

Also can mean the person that every picks on in a given invoronment
e.g at work I am the jub-jub but at the bank it is Charlie.

your jub-jub is so annoying
hey don't say that about him
it's true though
it would still hurt him though

by primester November 3, 2020

jub jub

a feeling of strong attraction for no particular reason other than boredom or the enjoyment of sex.

His sister isn't hot. I dont want her, but i do jub jub her.

by PandaSandTheAsian December 5, 2007

jub jub

An overweight geeky spod type person who likes to think of himself as part of a sub-culture but has in fact spent his entire adult life bending pieces of plastic in a dark factory and looking at pictures of men defecating. Most commonly seen dressing like a 17 year old but is in fact rapidly approaching 40.

Look at those people queueing up to play paintball, they're a right bunch of jub jubs.

by Marc Parc May 15, 2005

jub jub

wants rub rub

Person 1: is that jub jub
jub jub: i want rub rub

by William Shakespeare 69 January 24, 2018

jub jub

nuffer name for a bath tub

im gonna go have a wash in the jub jub

by neen July 16, 2004

jub-jub

Phrase for describing a socially inept individual who has quirky speech patterns and obsessive thought processes, while remaining bland and uninteresting.

He had what appeared to be lobotomy scars, a burrito-stained t-shirt that had a pickup line in Klingon. All I heard when he spoke was "Well, _basically_ *I* think that Data in Star Trek was jub-jub jub-jub..."

by Anonicker September 24, 2009

Jub Jub Shabado

A chant of Kuaii origin

Jub Jub Jub Jub
Jub Jub Jub
Shabado Shabado

by Shaft May 20, 2003