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Wet Juarez

The sexual act of receiving anal stimulation from an object extruding from the drain in your toilet.
benny got a wet juarez from that toilet brush. he's still in there, too.
by plagadodigito January 1, 2012
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Ciudad Juárez

Cd. Juárez, Chihuahua, Mexico (more commonly known as just Juárez) is the city across the Mexican-American border from El Paso where all these cute girls come from that my friend's mom says are all possessive bitches. Stupid people go there a lot to get drunk, but they're idiots. If you're ever too cheap to buy stuff in El Paso, you can go to Juárez. My own mom would kill me just for going to Juárez, and tells me I better not be dating those "Latinas". It also happens to be the fourth most populous city in Mexico.
Some idiot: Let's go to Juárez and get drunk.

Some other idiot: Okay, let's crash our car and kill someone on the way back.
by Paco Belmondo May 4, 2005
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Nasty Juarez

The act of lubricating one's penis with creamy (preferably sweet) peanut butter, performing anal sex on one's partner, then licking the peanut butter off said partner's crack.

Note: To perform an Extra-nasty Juarez, one ends the act with a deep kissing session, making sure to leave the lingering taste of peanut butter on the partner's mouth. This is only done sometimes, in the heat of the moment, when it is forgivable to go ass-to-mouth.
I woke up with the taste of peanut butter on my mouth from doing a Nasty Juarez last night.
by The Jeffrey February 28, 2012
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suzie juarez

Usually of Mexican descent, this short statured Latina doesn’t carry your stereotypical heat 😩☄️ often sporting her loveable bad bunny merch or hustling at work, Suzie Juarez is a guaranteed breadwinner and beauty queen.
person 1: whose the new girl?

person 2: that’s suzie Juarez

person 1: she had asf
person 2: hell yea
by suzie’s hoe February 10, 2021
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El Paso Cuidad Juarez Metro Area

The deadliest area in the world not considered a war zone. Obviously most of the people are killed in Juarez, but a few are killed over the border every now and then. About 2 and half million live in the area and about 10 people are murdered every day. Other than extreme violence and drug warfare, it is a very nice area with friendly people and great food.
Today a massacre in the El Paso Cuidad Juarez Metro Area left 17 people dead outside a drug lab.
by EastSideELChuco July 29, 2011
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Muddy Juarez

When a woman takes a poop on a man's penis, then the man slaps the woman in the face with his poop-covered penis.
Oh dang fool, she looks like she just got a Muddy Juarez!
by koolby4125 January 13, 2011
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dirty juarez

when you are doing a girl from behind and you stick YOUR thumb in you ass and run it under your own nose.
Tom was doing Sally from behind and gave himself a dirty juarez...
by mareejo78 January 7, 2006
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