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juarez monkey

A user of pirated software or games.
Greg is a juarez monkey because he downloaded Doom 3 from a torrent.
by Paterson December 24, 2004
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Benito Juarez

An indigenous person that is too educated for his inferior race.
-Did you heard that Benito Juarez selling patties?
-Yeah, he sounds cultured for being an Indio.
by Valgon December 1, 2016
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Benito Juarez Day

Typically used at work to describe a day of less than stellar performance when no other definitive causes are available to management. Associated with an actual day on the calendar, but the impact of the event is overblown for the purposes of avoiding accountability.
Too many associates didn't show up at the call center because they were in Linkin Park on a Benito Juarez day.
by Manuel Ordez March 20, 2008
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Rogelio Juarez

Coolest guy in the universes.

the greatest baseball player to ever at Pacifica High School and Ventura College.
He is also the greatest mascot!!!
by Chupa guey April 30, 2010
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El Paso Cuidad Juarez Metro Area

The deadliest area in the world not considered a war zone. Obviously most of the people are killed in Juarez, but a few are killed over the border every now and then. About 2 and half million live in the area and about 10 people are murdered every day. Other than extreme violence and drug warfare, it is a very nice area with friendly people and great food.
Today a massacre in the El Paso Cuidad Juarez Metro Area left 17 people dead outside a drug lab.
by EastSideELChuco July 29, 2011
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Samantha Juarez

A dumb retard who failed PE and is now reading her fucking name off a urban dictionary like get a life string cheese.
Wow that’s a Samantha Juarez *points at kid with autism*
by Jshdjdhdj May 28, 2019
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