Jhancarlos

Some sexy ass nigga that gets hella girls. Girls like him and wants him to eat her out. Is hella popular and has good head and stroke game. Acts gay but only for the homies. (Has a huge shlong). And listens to youngboy while eating cat.

Jhancarlos is so dreamy imagine how he eats the cat and that huge shlong. Kys that’s never going to happen come pinga

by wya jhancarlos November 22, 2021

jancarl

Is an intelligent kind most of them is libra ♎ and they are the most loving and caring person you'll ever met but you will never want to make them angry or triggered them they are the most powerful person you will ever meet in your life.

Jancarl is the most powerful and attractive person you'll ever meet

by Zenn Chivalry December 2, 2021

Juandaro's Discount Picasso and Blow Emporium

In the wide, wide world of drug cartels and art thievery, one purveyor of potent potables and purloined paintings stands above the rest. Juandaro's Discount Picasso and Blow Emporium serves only the finest in reduced-price drawings and low-cost drugs. Juandaro himself is a figure of myth - nay, legend. It is said he drives a chariot of pure awesome and caters personally to even the lowliest of art collectors and cocaine addicts. Although an actual branch of the JDPBE is often difficult to find, if you believe it in your heart, Juandaro and his shady establishment will never be out of your reach.

"Gee, Wilkins, I sure would fancy a new Thomas Kinkade and an ounce."

"I whole-heartedly agree, Johnson. Let us at once to the closest Juandaro's Discount Picasso and Blow Emporium for the satiation of our mutual hunger of art and hard drugs."

"Verily."

by Juandaro's Branch Office May 10, 2007

Joancarlo

Another name for a fake friend

"Hey bro can you plug with your Zelda game?"
"For $45 I can"
"Damn, you're such a Joancarlo"

by FieroNut February 6, 2018

juanmartin

Juanmartin is a very nice person with lots of friends you’ll be lucky to be friends with him

Juanmartin is nice

by Jan musk April 22, 2019

Jancarian

A religion based upon the idea of choice. There are three main Gods, Kedrunia, Druidia, and Gilreas, each one presenting a morale standing. Kedrunia representing Good, Druidia Evil, and Gilreas Neutrality. In this religion, followers choose a God to follow, and throughout their lives make decisions based upon those that their particular branch of Jancarianism dictates.

Dude, what's with those guys, are they like cult members or something?
Nah man, their just Jancarian.
wtf?

by Azadeem December 19, 2010

Juankarlo

Juankarlo is the most amazing man in the world, who is intelligent, handsome, generous, has a very kind heart, can make anyone smile and has a smile of his own that is the most beautiful thing ever.

that guy over there is so handsome, he's such a juankarlo.

by luxiegirl October 17, 2011