jonians

jonians are jonas aliens from planet pop-rock who eat guitars for meals. they hunt down a sewer disguised as a turd in search of "chocolate". planet pop-rock is actually venus.

The jonians are invading our sewers!!!!

by Leianna Owens February 17, 2009

Jovianna

Don't mess with her or you'll be a ass. She can be nice but don't play with her.

Don't mess with Jovianna.

by playharleyplay November 28, 2018

Jovian

Jovian is a very conflicting person usually wanting to start problems for the hell of it. Jovian can be nice at times but when everyone around him is having a good day, he’s the one to ruin it. He makes people laugh with disgusting humor and is disgusting himself. He’s a slob of a BOY, and he doesn’t care about anyone for himself. He’s other wise known as a pervert or man whore.

Example: That man whore is such a Jovian!

Dude why you gotta be a Jovian today

by Jovian’s a virgin December 3, 2019

joviancal

a person who can grow genitalia of the other sex overnight

last night she was a girl but now not anymore. she's such a joviancal.

by lostbewtew April 22, 2018

Jovian

Jovians are males who only want to fuck. They just exploid persons and only look after themself. When a Jovian used you out, it will hurt a lot and he's not even notice it. After you meet a Jovian, you will think about everything and gonna have questions in you mind, and the things doesn't have anything to do with him. He likes to connect to person who are close to you and doesn't care what you think about it.

Person 1: This dude is such a bad Person
Person 2: He is like a Jovian

by jjsjjfjfbebdbfbfbjf November 25, 2021

joviante

A very sexy black man with a very huge penis a kind heart and an all around amazing talented individual, will kill you with no hesitation really with the shits.

Damn your penis is big you must be a Joviante

by James leonardard December 17, 2021

Jovian Duck

A metaphor for something recognizable but which cannot possibly be that thing. Implies that you should be careful of the thing, precisely because it cannot be what you recognize it to be.

If, however, you are encountering something that quacks like a duck and looks like a duck and craps like a duck swirling around Jupiter’s Great Red Spot, the one thing you should definitely conclude is that you’re not dealing with a duck. In fact, you should probably back away slowly and keep your distance until you figure out what you are dealing with, because there’s no f*cking way a duck could have evolved in the Jovian atmosphere. You are encountering a Jovian Duck. gently edited from Peter Watts

by undefining orthodoxy June 21, 2022