The act of two or more males holding their junk by the hilts and sword-fighting using their dicks, often to duel for a woman's affections. (Dick must be erect to participate in hilt jousting)
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The act of two men. Both men have dildos sticking out of their assholes fighting for the dominate male to have leisurely consensual sex with the lovely madien.
Jake I shall win this duel of butt jousting with my shining vibrating dildo to have the best sex with this woman.
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Thus, insecure people will either hate on a Justine just for breathing or feel safe under a Justine's wing. ( due to a Justine's natural paternal nature)
Innovative and sincere, a Justine is a jack of all trades and appears to succeed in all that she puts her mind to or at least appear to. ;)
Thus, insecure people will either hate on a Justine just for breathing or feel safe under a Justine's wing. ( due to a Justine's natural paternal nature)
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"I can't do that! Why don't we ask Justine, she's supposed to be really good at that kind of stuff, right?"
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"Man, it isn't a party until Justine walks through that door!"
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Bored on a rainy saturday afternoon, Craig and Philip decided to have a wiener jousting match, where Craig defeated his foe with a mighty joust to Philip's left testicle.
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