Jory

Not giving a shit

When it comes to jory he doesn’t care

by Jory bentz November 23, 2022

Jory Caron

The very handsome, funny, & quick witted host of the following shows:

"Is It A Good Idea To Microwave This"

"Jory Caron Opens Mail and Shit"

"GTFO My Deck"

Loves to laugh, pretty much at everything Zachary Little says (and seriously you can't blame him).

Loves chocolate, but not white chocolate, that shit is nasty.

Is not a fan of Licorice.

Loves getting Candy in the mail. Especially candy he's never tried.

Lives in Portsmouth, New Hampshire.

Makes videos on You Tube to appease his huge fan base.

Jory Caron is one sexy mother fucker!

I wish Jory Caron would respond to my tweet but he has over 9400 follows.

Jessica:OMFG Angel!! Jory Caron Friended me on FaceBook!!
Angel: OMG OMG OMG! you're SO LUCKY it sucks the FaceBook cap is 5000! Im so jealous!!

I love it when Jory Caron throws something in the microwave and then high tails it behind the tin foil shield.

by janetlc69 January 1, 2012

Jory Caron

The host on youtube show 'Is it a good idea to microwave this? ' who is really funny and has a brilliant accent.

microwave blows up

Jory Caron : I would say this is a bad idea.

by Lydders June 30, 2009

Jory wood

I don’t know when you will see this or if you ever do… but I love you. You make the darkest days feel so bright and you are more warming than a fireplace with fuzzy blankets and drinking hot coco… you make me so happy and I honestly just need to confess my love for you. You still make me nervous and I still sweat when I hold your hand or when I’m around you. You really know how to make me happy and get me going. You are my number 1 motivator and I honestly can’t ask anymore of you. Thank you so much for everything you are so amazing. I love you 💞

Jory wood please marry me someday

by Squish22 May 4, 2022

jory bartnicki

Jory Bartnickis are rare to find. In fact, there is only one known one in America. They are known for being loyal, trustful people with a sarcastic sense of humor. Making one angry or messing with their territory (friends, family) can be a deadly choice, they have a large gun collection and vigilante-style ideas for justice. They can have random jackass moments but easily snap out of when given apple pie. If you find one, hold onto it because it may be the only one you ever find.

Finding a jory bartnicki is ALOMST as rare as seeing sasquatch.

by One who has studied the jory October 24, 2009

Jory Wood

I don’t know when you will see this or if you ever do… but I love you. You make the darkest days feel so bright and you are more warming than a fireplace with fuzzy blankets and drinking hot coco… you make me so happy and I honestly just need to confess my love for you. You still make me nervous and I still sweat when I hold your hand or when I’m around you. You really know how to make me happy and get me going. You are my number 1 motivator and I honestly can’t ask anymore of you. Thank you so much for everything you are so amazing. I love you 💞

Jory Wood… will you please marry me someday

by Squish22 May 4, 2022

go jory

the coolest most amazing phrase in the world

go jory omg thats amazing

by jory zimmerman March 1, 2009