Jordans

Used to describe certain pairs of shoes endorsed by Michael Jordan which are very popular with basketball players and shoe collectors alike.
-There are two types of jordan shoes
1. Team Jordan
2. Air Jordans (Jordan I-XXIII)

AIR Jordans are generally of the higher quality and much hype is usually surrounded by each release.

You can always see me rockin' a fresh pair of Jordans.

by r3d23a1r March 21, 2008

Jordanese

To be from jordan according to icy. NOT A MIXTURE OF IRISH AND ETHIOPEAN!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm jordanese because i am from jordan.

by SHE CRIES ICICLES July 8, 2007

Rollin' On Michael Jordans

When A Car Has 23'' Rims.

DAAAAMNNNNNNNNNN!!!! Dat Nigga Is Rollin' On Michael Jordans

by DJ Diamondz July 24, 2006

Air Jordans

An over priced pair of shoes made by Asian kids and sold to ghetto trash and wanna-be ghetto trash in the US and elsewhere. Typically purchased by people who can't remotely afford them and so are willing to make sacrifices (such as not feeding their kids, selling food stamps, etc.) to obtain them.

The possession of such footwear instills false feelings of superiority to those who don't have them, self worth, attractiveness and popularity. In all reality though, everyone knows the truth- you're just a moron who spent $180+ on a pair of shoes that you can't afford. The possession of these shoes has one annoying draw back- next month there is a new pair coming out that said moron has to get because the pair they just bought are now considered to be old.

Brian: Shi'thead over there just bought those new Air Jordans.

Bob: Ah, no wonder his kids are begging for food in the streets.

Brian: They're already considered to be old. A new pair is coming out in two weeks so the whole miserable process will repeat itself here shortly.

by Chester B. Arthur May 31, 2009

Rollin on Jordans

A Trucks on 23's

Damn he be rollin on some Jordans

by Big Ray #69 January 22, 2004

Air Jordans

Ugly, overpriced footwear that take $10 to make in buttfuck nowhere, SE Asia and typically go for $150 to $180 in the US. Owners are typically braindead ghettomonkies and mouthbreathing skaters who are still obsessed with Micheal Jordan despite the fact that he retired over a decade ago.

They have become something of a poor man's status symbol as the only people who buy them are people who can't afford them.

Whenever new models come out, go to the nearest mall. I swear it looks like the Rodney King riots.

Tyrone is charged with 1st degree murder for beating someone to death for taking the last pair of new Air Jordans.

by vT3x January 28, 2012

Mexican Jordans

Shoes that were deemed ugly,cheap, or fake by the industry and people.

"damn she/he got them "mexican Jordans" on"

"Look at the Mexican ass Jordans 😭"

"- They fake/cheap ass Jordans 💀

- must be them mexican Jordans"

by ALAAKAYYYYYYYYY360 June 30, 2020