Could be a boy or a girl, but regardless, Joris are the best type of friends you'll ever have. They love to have fun, and crack jokes often. They love to sing. They're shy at first, but once you get to know them they'll never stop talking. They're extremely kind, smart, and also gorgeous. Their weakness is chocolate pudding, and they love reading Calvin and Hobbes Comics.
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Joric is beautiful and you can hardly find any flaws in him. Only thing I can say is watch out when he plays pool, especially when he's down to the 8 BALL. Also, keep this man AWAY from tylenol and weed (especially when together). Joric is an avid vaper that likes to get nic'd out on the daily. He's super shy-- although, he is a hardcore social climber and will like to post videos and pictures on his snap/insta stories a lot, especially when out with friends. But as Cardi B and Offset once said, "They do anything for clout."
Joric is beautiful and you can hardly find any flaws in him. Only thing I can say is watch out when he plays pool, especially when he's down to the 8 BALL. Also, keep this man AWAY from tylenol and weed (especially when together). Joric is an avid vaper that likes to get nic'd out on the daily. He's super shy-- although, he is a hardcore social climber and will like to post videos and pictures on his snap/insta stories a lot, especially when out with friends. But as Cardi B and Offset once said, "They do anything for clout."
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-𝗽𝗵𝗶𝗹𝗲 (𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘣𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘷𝘰𝘳𝘮) comes from latin, meaning "loving", or "friend".
comes from the words pluviophile (rain-lover) or selenophile (moon-lover).
-𝗽𝗵𝗶𝗹𝗲 (𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘣𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘷𝘰𝘳𝘮) comes from latin, meaning "loving", or "friend".
comes from the words pluviophile (rain-lover) or selenophile (moon-lover).
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Some rare symptoms are:
1. Public Urination after seeing a PG-13 movie.
2. Staring thoughtlessly into rotting pumpkins (seasonal illness)
3. Feeling of great remorse or feelings of hardship after slipping one sandal on instead of both at the same time.
4. Intense cravings for blueberries after minutes of using an electric nose shaver.
Once infected with Jookie Spores, symptoms may be instantly apparent, whilst some people never show symptoms. Many hereditary characteristics come to play when showing the physical or mental affects of the spore.
Scientists at the West Virginia Medical Institute have yet to come to a valid conclusion of how Jookie Spores were created, and thus have not found a cure once caught. Speculation shows that one man had sexual intercourse with themself (hermaphrodite), which led to an ejaculate with may have contained Jookie Spore membranes. The person to be "speculated," has been identified as a man/woman named Nicholas Renyer, but this information is yet to be correctly proven.
Since 2004, teens across the Mid-West (USA) have been harvesting and collecting these spores in powder-like variations, to be used for recreational means. Not much is known about "Juke Dust," but doctors and scientists alike both highly recommend not using this compound substance, for long-term affects could lead to lethal consequences.
Some rare symptoms are:
1. Public Urination after seeing a PG-13 movie.
2. Staring thoughtlessly into rotting pumpkins (seasonal illness)
3. Feeling of great remorse or feelings of hardship after slipping one sandal on instead of both at the same time.
4. Intense cravings for blueberries after minutes of using an electric nose shaver.
Once infected with Jookie Spores, symptoms may be instantly apparent, whilst some people never show symptoms. Many hereditary characteristics come to play when showing the physical or mental affects of the spore.
Scientists at the West Virginia Medical Institute have yet to come to a valid conclusion of how Jookie Spores were created, and thus have not found a cure once caught. Speculation shows that one man had sexual intercourse with themself (hermaphrodite), which led to an ejaculate with may have contained Jookie Spore membranes. The person to be "speculated," has been identified as a man/woman named Nicholas Renyer, but this information is yet to be correctly proven.
Since 2004, teens across the Mid-West (USA) have been harvesting and collecting these spores in powder-like variations, to be used for recreational means. Not much is known about "Juke Dust," but doctors and scientists alike both highly recommend not using this compound substance, for long-term affects could lead to lethal consequences.
Doctor: "hmm.... looks like you may have gotten Jookie Spores..."
Patient: "all I know is that this shirt is making me want to watch Robo-Cop."
Doctor: "nurse, come in; looks like this is a serious dose."
Patient: "all I know is that this shirt is making me want to watch Robo-Cop."
Doctor: "nurse, come in; looks like this is a serious dose."
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Get the joosin' mug.The shipping of Jade West and Tori Vega on the Nickelodeon TV show, Victorious. These characters are portrayed by Liz Gillies and Victoria Justice. Jori is a very popular shipping right now in June 2013. Jori shippers are the most creative of the Victorious fandom; they can find Jori in any episode. And they are way better than Bori (Beck Oliver and Tori Vega) shippers!!!
Jori shipper: Oh! I have a great theory of how Jade got the shrimp in Tori's bra! This will be the best fanfiction ever!
Bori shipper: Beck is hooooooooooooottt!!!
Jori shipper: BECK IS A DOUCHE CANOE!
Bori shipper: Beck is hooooooooooooottt!!!
Jori shipper: BECK IS A DOUCHE CANOE!
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