Jonesy Muck Muck

A polite way to greet anyone with the last name "Jones".

Often implies the want/desire for a zynnachino

Brad: Jonesy Muck Muck
Luke Jones: Hey there buddy, MUCK MUCK!
Brad: Does Mr.MuckMuck need a wintergreen cellar filler?
Luke: For sure man, rip me a 6 milli

by ferdawinecelly October 11, 2023

Jonesy’s Prick

The largest prick known to man. Sometimes also known as The Frozen Rope, or simply “The Towbar”.

Jonesy’s Prick once attended a wedding in Florida and signed the guestbook as such, all the while managing to also be at work in Boston.

Jonesy’s Prick makes the Biblical leviathan seem like a subatomic particle.

by Jonesy’sP February 21, 2019

Jonesey

Iowa's #1 stunna.

Hey, it's Jonesey!

by Lebron James March 30, 2004

Jonesy

Term comes from the game fortnite and it means a simple but really skillful kind of guy. For example people would call someone who is talented at woodwork but has a simple lifestyle a Jonesy.

Oh ya, that guy's a real Jonesy. I'd trust him with my life

by Feather of truth. May 28, 2019

jonesy

a name to replace the real name of someone who is proned to being an idiot and general idiocy.

I was just thuggin then Jonesy, over here, decided it would be a good idea to flush my baseball bat down the toilet.

by SwissCheeseMan September 20, 2004

jonesy wash

A rub down wash. Used as an alternative to a bath or shower.

I haven't got time to have a bath, I'll just have a "jonesy wash"

by eagerbeavers June 20, 2016

joeslyn

Joeslyn :

A beautiful girl, smart, and athletic. Plays a sport, has a boyfriend, and always on the look out for something cool. Chill, cute, and fam💯💯.

Yoo, i got a Joeslyn. She's awesome.

by Ahhh ahhh May 22, 2016