Jonathon

HOT. 🥵 super sweet and funny has a 15 inch dick and let’s you put your foot on his thigh in the middle of class and then gets in trouble because the teacher hates him. VERY FUNNY and maybe a little shorter then you

I love you babe❤️❤️🥵😘

Friend: who’s your bf?

Me: Jonathan... hes so hot

Jonathon is super funny and hot

by Love y’all and love in Texas November 13, 2019

Jonathon

Similar to a melvin, but more brutal. originated in Foster City California back in 1987. Reach underneath the groin area and interlock your fingers. Then lift up and down vigorously effectively crushing genitals. The result is your buddy falling to the ground during the act of performing the "Jonathon"

See Definition of Jonathon. Belittles the melvin. One step further

by Da Skrill July 10, 2006

Jonathon

slang term for toilet. and extension of the slang term 'John'.

Had a heft curry last night, must pop off to feed jonathon

by Borne February 12, 2006

Jonathon

someone who will shit talk you forever but is full of empty threats and wont do shit.

"He said he would..."
"He won't. He's a Jonathon."

by xobih November 21, 2016

Jonathon

A flaming faggot, who likes to eat nasty shit...

Friend: Wow tour such a Jonathon, shithead!

by Jon1321 March 10, 2017

Jonathon

A retarded android user than runs like yogi bear. Frequently says dumb comments.

Damn that kid runs like a Jonathon.

by Jonathon Cary May 08, 2019

jonathon

a short guy with a loud mouth. he's loved by the girls but hated by their boyfriends. he has scoliosis but he can still move and groove. he's a lil gay at times but its okay bc he's a jonathon.

boyfriend: "are you texted jonathon?"
girl: "yes he's so cool"
boyfriend: "block him he makes me feel like less of a man"

by spookyskeletonlove October 05, 2018