Jonas

A very attractive, intelligent and nice person he knows how to fix problems. He likes hot girls and he drinks to much alcohol. He also is a good dj.

Be like Jonas except for the alcohol part then

by The truthspeaker January 29, 2018

Jonas

Jonas means your a talented, smart, hot, fire spitting🔥 looking person.

Hey is that Jonas? Now the party have started for real!!🔥🔥🔥🔥

by Pilioko August 9, 2018

Jonas

A really handsome and funny guy who will absolutely shred you in war with his massive cock. You find a Jonas and he will rock everyone’s shit and cum all over you. He has the biggest cock out of all gods and humans you are lucky to ever be friends with a guy like Jonas.

“Dude my girlfriend cheated on me with Jonas, but I can’t confront her or I’ll get beat up by his massive fucking cock.

by JOGUS December 28, 2020

Jonas

Is A sUpEr CoOl gUy AnD eVeRyOnE dEsErVeS tO hAvE a JoNaS iN tHeIr lIfE

Guy: Is you name Jonas?
Jonas: Yes it is, I’m super cool!
Guy: Wow!! I have always wanted a Jonas in my life

by It’s Jonas, such a cool guy April 22, 2019

Jonas

Life its self, also the new god.

Jonas is life, or oh my jonas!

by Minaa April 23, 2008

Jonas

Derived from Yonah (Hebrew meaning "Dove" or Sign of God, and also means 'The Doer') and translated through the Greek Ionas to the present Jonas. The Lithuanian name Jonas was independently derived from the name 'John' which means either a client of prostitutes or a device you sit on to crap.

Also a namesake book in the old testament depicting a prophet's involuntary ingurgitation by gigantic marine wildlife as part of a divine motivational technique program.

Also a reason for screaming adolescent girls to wet their drawers, and for lame rock bands to write mediocre songs in sappy 3/4 time signatures.

(The Doer) "You see that girl, I'd like to Jonas."
(The Dove) (In the shower( "Honey, do we have another bar of Jonas under the sink?"
(Sign of God) "I neglected to read the Jonas on the freeway and missed my exit to the Billy Graham talk."

by JonasOfToronto April 29, 2009

Jonas

A uncommon name.
Although now commonly used in band names.

Often mispelled or misunderstood

Me: You listen to that song by Weezer? Its called My Name Is Jonas
You: Wtf?

In-And-Out worker: What is your name?
Jonas: Jonas
In-And-Out worker: Jones...Joe?, your order is ready!

by MyNameIsJonas August 14, 2006